Dr. Acula says:

white guys get all the girls these days

Dr. Acula says:

if i was white with long hair but still had gold teeth

Dr. Acula says:

id get all the pussy

raymi says:

so being black is no longer fashionable?

Dr. Acula says:

nah

Dr. Acula says:

its passe

Dr. Acula says:

itll make a comeack in lkike 2 years

raymi says:

long hair on white guys SUCKS

raymi says:

all guys every color

raymi says:

like what are you on the cover of a romance book

Dr. Acula says:

hahah

raymi says:

ps u said kike

google fight

i’m quitting drinking. for real.

we’re going to meet up with ciavarro and pitt and others for tv hockey olympic style tv hockey is boooring so i hope there is a megatouch machine there even if someone is on it i will ask if i can play it with them and eventually take over entirely.

i kind of feel bad reading everyone’s blogs that all mention being completely over the toply insanely waaasted from my party, like hello could i BE any more of a bad influence, fuckin’ worst role model EVER! next party will be in a library i mean it.

i ditched the party at the point of total drunken meltdown with fil and samir and hit up ten million bars on our way to the midtown, ie. samir went into bird then we left it was too packed then to this other joint and promptly told the manager THIS PLACE WASN’T TO HER LIKING and points at drunky funky me and leaves. i’m fighting with fil the entire way to midtown and then twenty minutes there-after.

anyway the next one is suppose to be a surprise birthday party for me so i can get a lot of presents from people i hardly know and i am the mastermind behind it but fil says more people will come if i publicly mention it so here and now let it be known that on FRIDAY MARCH 31 there will be a party in my honor i have not decided any details yet but you are required to BUY ME A PRESENT i don’t want any shitty handmade stuff that’s bullshit for me to do, heh. ok it can be handmade if it is amazing only. and if you are too poor to get me something then DON’T BOTHER COMING TO MY PARTY.

ok i’m joking about the presents 100 per cent no i’m not.

today i felt like crap and now my eyes are stinging cos fil is chopping onions. when we’re hungover we usually make a big elaborate homemade meal and eat a lot of cheese and drink beer. maybe i can convince the out of towners to watch me karaoke tonite but half of me is like nah i need to take it easy. samir was waaaasted last nite and so was pierre and me too and claire i had to kneel with her on the bathroom floor, that was so rockstar, she came from upstate new york also and getting her into a cab and being all uh what is your hotel name and she named a hotel i have never fucking heard of so i was doing the she is wasted symbol to the driver with one hand to my mouth like i am drinking an invisible beer the thing is I was completely incoherent myself and i have no idea why andy’s thought i would be more in control and responsible for claire, anyway, she got in alright i suppose.

i am too lazy to link these people.

i hope saturday nite live tonite is a good one if we stay in to watch it.

fil has this gay rubber chicken thing that has a tootsie pop stuck in its ass and i think it spins around, anyway, i told him to make some sort of quiz/contest for you guys to compete for it.

i am too hangoverlor to put up fotos. all please leave comments with yer urls and links to pictures or whatever. i think the best thing i said was shut up ciavarro there are asian chicks here to meet me! turns out they were sisters AND TWINS! excuse me brain explosion.

fil has some fotos up.

me dancing!