my new pierce thing is going to change my life i just know it.
i hung out with my lunatic friend who hears voices so he claims last nite and we had a good time, he was about to confess this big something to me so i lost a credit playing megatouch and then he didn’t end up confessing so i got super angry and said for your penance you must compliment me for five minutes. one of his compliments was that i had nice ear piercings meanwhile i haven’t had anything in my ears since grade fucking four. nice try.
we got pretty belligerent and everytime he went to go to the bathroom i asked if he was going to puke but he didn’t so that’s good. i was giving him tips on how to be funny. calling people a dickhead or fuckface is always funny.
oh who saw survivor last nite? it was on at the bar but i wasn’t paying attention. who was voted off? what were all the twists and turns? i know i can look it up but i don’t want to.
i’m obsessed with cuteoverload.com and keep sending them cute pictures of animals but they don’t write back nor do they use any of my suggestions and it makes me feel bad and like they are making fun of me like oh great thanks millionth person to send us this puppy foto like how you feel when someone forwards you something you saw 4 years ago but only spent half a second glimpsing at but immediately you are like IDIOT YOU FUCKING LOSER THANKS SORRY BUT I SAW THAT EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS AGO DICKWEED.
