merkley??? says:

are you and fil in the same room on different computers?

raymi says:

yes we are

raymi says:

we dont like talking

merkley??? says:

GAY!!!!!

raymi says:

no not gay, WAVE OF THE FUTURE

raymi says:

what should me and fil do tonite

merkley??? says:

umm

merkley??? says:

stay home and make out

raymi says:

ew

merkley??? says:

ha

merkley??? says:

play dare games with people you barely know

raymi says:

i already tried to make out with him and he got grossed out

merkley??? says:

liar

raymi says:

its true

raymi says:

we dont like people

merkley??? says:

why?

raymi says:

cos he was on his laptop and i was making pervy old man groaning noises as i was trying to rape his face

merkley??? says:

h a ha

merkley??? says:

nice

raymi says:

i know

raymi says:

just call me doctor love

merkley??? says:

ok i will

merkley??? says:

but not to your face

merkley??? says:

only when referring to you

merkley??? says:

to old people

raymi says:

thank you

merkley??? says:

i dont want you to be jealoous but

merkley??? says:

i got a new plaid suit today

merkley??? says:

and know you must guess my waist size

merkley??? says:

now

merkley??? says:

think man size

merkley??? says:

nope

merkley??? says:

wrong guess

merkley??? says:

37

raymi says:

u didnt let me guess

raymi says:

is that big?

merkley??? says:

too slow

merkley??? says:

um

raymi says:

im putting this ON MY BLOG

merkley??? says:

not for a man like ME

merkley??? says:

dude

merkley??? says:

dont make all your readers hate my guts

merkley??? says:

they are sick of me already

merkley??? says:

you’ll drive your blog straight into the ground

raymi says:

I DONT CARE FUCK MY BLOG

raymi says:

so can they know or not

merkley??? says:

know what?

merkley??? says:

that i’m a 37?

merkley??? says:

i dont give a fuck

raymi says:

ok

could there BE any more fotos of me?

here is a funny story to tell.

one day on the city bus to school this guy gordie grade twelve or something is near the back with us and his younger sister not yet in high school i think is about to get off at the back to go to her junior highschool and this girl says hey gordie look there’s your sister, don’t you like, ever say hi to her? so gordie says hey sister, so like, you coming home tonite? it was hilarious cos she is super quiet and shy and like 13 maybe.

ok bye.

fil’s cat is being off the wall right now. he’s darting around the condo at lightning super sonic speed and scream meowing like WHAT THE FUCK IS CHASING YOU DUDE!? he looked at me and scream meowed questioningly and i said THE ANSWER IS FUCKING NO and now he is in the bedroom eating his tail with the door closed.


cid performs his patented quadruple tuck jump dive flawlessly

i feel bad for cats who go mental ten times a day cos i have been there myself and they think you are their enemy i dunno, cats are retarded. i’m not going to begin to analyze them. all i know is thay are smarter than dogs but sometimes i’m not so sure. they’re pretty much just bigger versions of rats or smaller versions of lions. imagine if one day you woke up and your cat was ten time the size it was before going to bed and your head was in its mouth. i would defacate down my leg.

especially if it were cid. i would be dead inside 3 seconds, one look at me and whoosh with his right paw and my neck would snap. oh nice one cid after all the things i’ve done for you thanks man no that’s totally cool that you are tearing apart my entire wardrobe and pissing on everything, no problemo. oh my christening gown that’s been passed down generataion to generation oh and my baby shoes, TOO CUTE CID, go for it!