raymi says:
more quotes in my handwritten journal and censorship and like sucky teenager emo shit
jess – DEFO! says:
thats weird that you’d censor more a private diary+
raymi says:
i censored it cos i was younger and i took off one weekend and my parents called the police and filed a missing persons report and the cops came to my house and read my journals which were all about drugs and fucking and yeah, learned my lesson
ok back to how smart canada is, kids guess what!? i just cut off part of my left thumb! think about it!
happy valentine’s day everyone i can’t WAIT to read blogs today about how valentine’s day was invented by hallmark like WOW i have NEVER ever heard THAT before!
i just wrote this song on the spot.
YOU ARE UGLY BY RAYMI
you are ugly you are ugly
yes you are yes you are
you are ugly and so is your car
your hair is bad and so is your face
i want to smash you with my bass
guitars are awesome and neat
i will destroy you with my feet
that dog is more better looking than you
i would rather eat some pooh
than be your friend or hang together
i would rather vomit up feathers
you are ugly and you’re fat
your ass is huge and your chest is flat
you are ugly and you smell like death
when you open your mouth people faint from your breath
your fashion is weak and so is your intelligence
i would rather have sex with elephants
your face looks like vomitted dirt
i think i will set fire to your shirt
you are ugly yes you are
you are even more ugly from a-far
by raymi
raymi says:
dude why do you need a gun!?
raymi says:
your country is retarded
bunny mcintosh says:
I don’t need a gun i want them.
bunny mcintosh says:
I collect guns
bunny mcintosh says:
just for target shooting
raymi says:
yeah but like the idea of them is wrong
raymi says:
get a bow and arrow
bunny mcintosh says:
what does that even mean?
raymi says:
it means your country is fucked and so is your president
bunny mcintosh says:
our president is fucked
bunny mcintosh says:
that’s true
raymi says:
your gunlaws
bunny mcintosh says:
our gun laws are fucked
raymi says:
and little kids blow their heads off cos of guns in the household
bunny mcintosh says:
that’s bullshit
raymi says:
no it isnt
bunny mcintosh says:
more people die in car accidents
raymi says:
im talking little kids
raymi says:
more people die from guns than car accidents
raymi says:
gangs
bunny mcintosh says:
I think you’re confused.
bunny mcintosh says:
Little kids drown in pools too.
bunny mcintosh says:
gangs are assholes
raymi says:
it’s not a competition
raymi says:
and im not confused
bunny mcintosh says:
SETTLE DOWN
bunny mcintosh says:
I like guns. I don’t have kids.
raymi says:
DONT TELL ME TO SETTLE DOWN IN CAPS LOCK
bunny mcintosh says:
OK FINE
raymi says:
guns are stupid that is that
bunny mcintosh says:
you are emotional and retarded and that is that
bunny mcintosh says:
I like them.
bunny mcintosh says:
I’ve never killed anything.
raymi says:
why are you turning this into me being emotional and retarded
bunny mcintosh says:
I’m just fucking with you
raymi says:
people who support the gun industry are emotional and retarded
bunny mcintosh says:
I think our countries just have different gun standards.
raymi says:
yeh my country isnt emotional and retarded
bunny mcintosh says:
most of my friends don’t like guns either
raymi says:
and like people in my country get guns from your country to kill people here
bunny mcintosh says:
well then they’re assholes
raymi says:
right
bunny mcintosh says:
but if you all had guns
bunny mcintosh says:
there would probably be less people willing to break into houses
raymi says:
yeah the point is we don’t cos of the gunlaws which is good
bunny mcintosh says:
because you don’t care if the government tells you what you can and can not do.
raymi says:
people dont really do that here
bunny mcintosh says:
that’s good.
bunny mcintosh says:
hunting is huge in canada
bunny mcintosh says:
don’t hunters have guns?
bunny mcintosh says:
or do they bludgeon them to death with their mighty canadian fists?
raymi says:
there is too much fear in your country, unnecessarily
bunny mcintosh says:
I agree
bunny mcintosh says:
I don’t have guns cause I’m afraid though
raymi says:
like has your house been broken into yet?
bunny mcintosh says:
no no
raymi says:
see
bunny mcintosh says:
and we live on a bad street
raymi says:
pointless
bunny mcintosh says:
having a gun is pointless if you don’t want to kill some body?
raymi says:
yes hunters here have guns but hunting is fucking terrible and im totally fucking against it so lets not discuss that
bunny mcintosh says:
I love shooting it.
bunny mcintosh says:
do you eat meat?
raymi says:
if u have a gun in your house and you accidentally blow off your foot then you deserve it, not you specifically, in general
raymi says:
yes i eat meat but i dont believe in hunting for sport
bunny mcintosh says:
I’m not going to blow off my foot because I’m not an idiot and I know that a gun is a machine and how to handle it.
raymi says:
and i dont eat deer
raymi says:
i said in general
bunny mcintosh says:
right
bunny mcintosh says:
well that should be up to the person.
raymi says:
i think deer should be allowed to go up to people’s property and into people’s homes and stomp on sleeping people just to be fair
bunny mcintosh says:
if they don’t want a gun I don’t think they should have to have one.
bunny mcintosh says:
deer are cute
bunny mcintosh says:
I don’t have a gun because I’m afraid
raymi says:
and if someone shot someone i loved i would just stab them like a normal person or use ninja stars, those are respectable weapons
bunny mcintosh says:
whats the differece if they’re still going to die?
raymi says:
a gun? pfft, that’s for pussies
raymi says:
they deserve to die cos they SHOT SOMEONE I LOVED
bunny mcintosh says:
I have ninja stars
raymi says:
are they hard to throw?
bunny mcintosh says:
I couldn’t kill anyone with them though
bunny mcintosh says:
yeah
bunny mcintosh says:
I’ve only thrown them into trees
raymi says:
you could buy a shag carpet and hide them in it for people to step on
bunny mcintosh says:
welcome to my dangerous abode
bunny mcintosh says:
mind the razors
raymi says:
like for april fools day and then when they are bleeding you jump out and go APRIL FOOLS
bunny mcintosh says:
all my weapons are out of sight
raymi says:
well you could at least get that hello kitty gun
bunny mcintosh says:
mmm
bunny mcintosh says:
it’s probably shittily put together
raymi says:
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/deg/campfire/images/HelloKitty.jpg
bunny mcintosh says:
oh shit that’s a 1911
bunny mcintosh says:
that’s probably a nice gun
raymi says:
http://www.dentrinity.com/ClarenceLai/Kitty.htm
raymi says:
see if i got shot by one of those i would be all HEY WHAT THE…awwwwwwwww
bunny mcintosh says:
those are hiedous
bunny mcintosh says:
the first one is cute
bunny mcintosh says:
if I brandish my gun with adorable things will you like it better
raymi says:
how much did that gun cost that yer dude got you?
bunny mcintosh says:
I don’t know
raymi says:
are your bullets made of flowers
bunny mcintosh says:
no they’re made of bullets
bunny mcintosh says:
if you come to georgia I will take you shooting with me
raymi says:
i will like how it looks but still i think it was a total waste of money
bunny mcintosh says:
and you have to follow all the rules and be good and then you’ll see
bunny mcintosh says:
it isn’t
bunny mcintosh says:
I’ve taken it out twice already
bunny mcintosh says:
and had a blast
raymi says:
and it’s silly and makes you look bad, sorry
bunny mcintosh says:
literally
bunny mcintosh says:
hey ohhh
raymi says:
just my opinion
bunny mcintosh says:
i don’t give a fuck how things make me look
bunny mcintosh says:
to other people
bunny mcintosh says:
none of my friends are down with gun ownership either
raymi says:
its only my opinion and im not sure if i have fully developed it yet
bunny mcintosh says:
I don’t know. I used to be anti
bunny mcintosh says:
ah
bunny mcintosh says:
have you ever?
raymi says:
no
bunny mcintosh says:
oh
raymi says:
guns are scary
bunny mcintosh says:
then why are you against it?
raymi says:
well a water gun
bunny mcintosh says:
they’re just machines. they don’t operate on their own
raymi says:
cos of psychos who lose their mind and go gun crazy white trash people in that bowling for columbine movie
bunny mcintosh says:
right
bunny mcintosh says:
I don’t think they should have guns
bunny mcintosh says:
but if that school cop had been armed
raymi says:
well yes but they are fully allowed to by law to get one cos of your stupid country rules so thats not an option
bunny mcintosh says:
they probably wouldn’t have been able to shoot a bunch of little kids
bunny mcintosh says:
no
bunny mcintosh says:
if you’ve been mentally incapacitated by the state you can’t own a gun if you have been DEEMED
bunny mcintosh says:
if you’re under 18 you can’t buy a gun
raymi says:
yeh but before then they can get one and go to a pawn shop easy
bunny mcintosh says:
not at a pawn shop
raymi says:
how old were those colombine kids?
bunny mcintosh says:
I’ve bought guns at pawn shops, they have the same checks as everyone else
bunny mcintosh says:
17
raymi says:
they had crap mailed to their fuckin homes come on
bunny mcintosh says:
they got shot guns from a woman illegally
bunny mcintosh says:
they had tubes and crap mailed to their houses to make stuff with, stuff you could make in canada
bunny mcintosh says:
america isn’t that scary
bunny mcintosh says:
columbine was in 1999 and public schools are bad news anyway
raymi says:
whats the point of 1999? who cares when it happened
bunny mcintosh says:
Its not like it happens every day
bunny mcintosh says:
and I’m not going to shoot up a school with my guns
raymi says:
ok but if u wanted to u could
bunny mcintosh says:
in fact if someone wants my wallet or shit they can have it
bunny mcintosh says:
i could but I risk getting shot by a reasonable person who also has a gun
raymi says:
do u believe in hunting
bunny mcintosh says:
do I believe in it?
raymi says:
well are u ok with it
bunny mcintosh says:
I think it’s messier than going to the grocery store.
bunny mcintosh says:
I don’t hunt.
bunny mcintosh says:
I’m ok with it if people need to hunt to eat
bunny mcintosh says:
or if people just prefer to kill their own food because they don’t want to buy meat for whatever reason
bunny mcintosh says:
but I don’t it.
bunny mcintosh says:
I don’t like it.
bunny mcintosh says:
I mean
raymi says:
ok
bunny mcintosh says:
I wouldn’t do it
bunny mcintosh says:
it’s pretty barbaric
what’s up dude?
not much raymi i be chillin’ in the park on a sunday afternoon with my molson canadian one footer.
sweet, i like how you walked all zig-zaggy towards the park while those little kids were playing there and their dad was all LET’S LEAVE NOW!
yeah, that was pretty badass of me.
see you around frank.
ttyl raymi.
i bought these crazy erasers from chapters by this company called iwako they are so cute i want to shoot myself in the face! i can’t wait to take hundreds of fotos of blythe with her baked goods erasers. fil says if he finds just ONE of my stupid fucking erasers lying around he is going to throw it in the garbage.
phil: what in the hell do you need THOSE for?
raymi: for erasing, duh!
To : parkdaleraymi@hotmail.com
Subject : Raymi is back and SHES PISSED
long story short me and my boyfriend steve were watching movie trailers when we saw a preview for this and we both turned to each other and screamed ITS RAYMI! and every one shhhed us and then we realized it wasn’t you but some lame actress trying to be cool like you.
NO ONE ROCKS THE PARTY LIKE RAYMI ROCKS THE PARTY!
that is all,
kat
