we rented chopper last nite cos i really wanted fil to see it. for anyone who hasn’t, it’s very violent and gory but very good, based on a true story blargh blah blahhh. then we watched letterman and they spoofed that cat who called 911 to save his owner and it was hilarious. then i dreamt that i was friends with 50 cent and his posse and he liked me the best out of all my friends and i was very happy.
am i the only one on the internet today? the only person reading my blog? feels like it. there are zero comments. i’m going to find fil’s polaroid camera and buy film so i can sell signed polaroids of me and you for five dollars this friday.
fun.
if you live in toronto and know how to knit cute little things like this please come over to my place and teach me. i will make you lunch the days you come over and will pay you some money once i complete a tiny animal-thing to prove that i actually know how to knit. oh and i prefer girls, no offense boys.
please come over RIGHT NOW!
otherwise i will become impatient and cut up some bedsheets and sew them together in the form of a cat or a bear and if i give one to my neice she will start crying and all other children will be frightened of me.
you are also not allowed to tell the world how bad i am at learning how to knit ie dumb.
merkley??? says:
admit you liked my new photos because they are partially nude
raymi says:
i will go look now
raymi says:
woah
raymi says:
booooiiiiiiing
merkley??? says:
did you just do a boner sound?
raymi says:
yes
raymi says:
this one has a lip ring
merkley??? says:
oh yeah
merkley??? says:
she’s a sad romantic
raymi says:
shes 17 whatever shes not even a person yet
merkley??? says:
thats a lie
merkley??? says:
shes 22
raymi says:
u lost coolness points for saying sad romantic
merkley??? says:
damn
merkley??? says:
well thats what she is — how about pathetic goth instead
raymi says:
hahhha
raymi says:
thats better
merkley??? says:
she’s nice
raymi says:
whatever
merkley??? says:
ha ha
raymi says:
snore
because cid attacked me because his precious boyfriend fil left for work i have decided to do everything in my power to annoy the crap out of him. i went back to bed for a little nap and the evil cat followed me there so i stuck my toe out from under the blankets (for some reason toes make cid turn into a spastic lunatic) and put the toe back under again and so he tried to eat my toe for a little while, i continued teasing him right up to the point of him becoming dangerously feral so i stopped poking my toe out which made him more insane and he manically tried to dig through the mattress with his little paws over and over and then stopped then something strange happened, he began growling very low and spooky and decided that his tail was after him so he spent 5 minutes trying to destroy it and he had it between his paws and he licked it then bit it then it flicked away from him so he had to catch it again and by this time his growling was louder so i got scared and hid under the blankets and fell asleep.
the end.
it’s not even ten am and cid has already attacked me.
i loved memoirs of a geisha and so did fil despite his upward of twenty attempts at sawing logs during it. fil’s mum loved it too. so there. everyone else who says/said it was bad or mocking the book (noel) is extremely gay and ugly.
