look how much of a nerd i use to be, that’s grade twelve i think. that’s when i had dyke-hair and barely got laid. i tried to get with chicks even and they were like WHAT GENDER ARE YOU!? that is all for now. ps. i am the one wearing the blue lifejacket vest thing.

this is what i looked like at 17 maybe 18 when i hung out at this wop cafe everyday instead of going to classes and i would drink rum and cokes at noon what the hell? i wrote radiohead lyrics in my notebook and stupid drawings and considered myself to be extremely eccentric.

and here i am in my dido pagoda hair phase where i decided to be a girl again and have my tongue pierced. that’s a drawing my friend did of me behind me. he is asian. it was very in vogue to have an asian guy friend back then i think.

here i am when i tried to have hair like gwyneth paltrow in the royal tennenbaums except i had bangs. that band was called the neighbourhood gang and we played one show and now the spaniard (dude with guitar, ex-bf) is in another up and coming band called no dynamics. i was kicked out of the neighborhood gang for over a month and no one told me. it was a big blow up when i found out at squirrly’s from heather in front of the drummer and i got super wasted and did some coke and went to spaniard’s birthday party with his present which i gave away to everyone in the bar but ripped up the foto of him and wrote you asshole or something i forget, it was a pretty good gift i think. heather exploded at him and he won’t talk to her to this day. i just stood and watched through the window, i think i had walked all the way there drinking a tallboy and lucas flew by in a cab. then i made noel come over to my place at like 4 in the morning, he was high as hell then passed out immediately.

today we are going to buy katamari damacy that game where you are velcro and you roll around and people stick to you and houses and buildings and eventually stadiums awesome!

Q: How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: lets go ride bikes!

last nite i sang karaoke and i was amazing. me and fil invented a way to make your fingers feel like testicles, you make a light fist and gently go doink doink on someone’s chin and mouth and it feels like they are being tea-bagged. try it, it’s fun. girl fingers are more realistic because they are soft and unhairy.

i told these girls i don’t know to stop talking over the mic when i was singing heart shaped box and they didn’t think it was as funny as i did.

raymi: do you like that i dress like a retard?

phil: yes

raymi: YOU THINK I DRESS LIKE A RETARD!?!?

oh yeah when i stood on this chair a hundred times last nite it almost collapsed on me. and when rannie and his boyfriend showed up i asked what his name was and he’s all JAY and i said what and he said JAY and i said GAY!? then i tried to high-5 them all cos i am funny and my raised arm was up in the air for an hour and no one high-fived me not even paige even though she was sitting right beside me.

at least i didn’t say GET IT!? IT’S FUNNY COS YOU’RE GAY!

jeff marek from mojo radio was there and he said he got his girlfriend josie dye at 102.1 to play my raymioke crap on air a couple years ago. i didn’t even know that!

i am innebredrunkoxicated still.

it has been established that the “it” saying of 2006 is: THINK ABOUT IT. and also that i invented it.

fil thinks that he can let cid play with carl the pickle and get cat hair all over it i just yelled at fil that if he wants it for his stupid cat then he has to BUY IT OFF ME cos i plan to sell it for like, 30 DOLLARS!

I CAN’T STOP YELL-TYPING!

we are going to look at dead bodies today. i hope we can bring cameras.

i asked brendan if i could shove him into “that nerd table over there” and he said yes so i did and then the nerds apologized to him and i went over and scream-asked ARE THEY APOLOGIZING FOR YOU SLAMMING INTO THEIR TABLE!?! and then one said it’s ok raymi, raymi it’s ok. and i was all blargh!? the nerds know my name!! sorry nerds i forget your URLs. one was a judge or something i dunno and i said YEAH WELL THAT GUY OVER THERE IS A COP!

i like saying things.