i am stir-crazy so i am gonna go spend as much money as i can playing megatouch and i am dragging fil out also, once he is finished playing katamari, just one more round he says. samir you know where to find me. my neck hurts from making that cigarette. cid barfed all over the floor then he dragged his pooh-bum all over the floor then he growled like a monster. i think it was cos he dropped a tiny, well, dropping and then licked it then he vomitted then he had to crap more and then he figured what the hell i’ll wipe my ass on the hardwood floor EVERYWHERE!

i was like NICE ONE CID!

THANKS FOR ALL OF YOUR “HELP” TODAY DUDE, THAT WAS PRETTY “AWESOME” -

THANK YOU “VERY VERY” MUCH!

raymi the cigarette

sewing that thing was ridiculous. i had to like, use my brain. it’s pretty big too.

pardon me but my head seems to have exploded. thank you for your co-operation.

sukins!

some guy was just whistling in the park and then ten million little kids showed up for daycare recess and i wanted to go out and smoke but i thought that would look too pervy so i waited til recess was over. there’s always some pervy dude conveniently hanging out in the park when the kids show up and it makes me angry, sometimes he walks up to the kids and just stands there watching them. if i was one of those teachers i would tell that guy to fucking leave. but then i thought maybe he is a parent. probably not.

i am informative.

the douchefucks next door are STILL playing their guitar wednesday nites and poorly i might add. fil said he is going to talk to them for me, i fucking hope so otherwise dude is gonna be wearing that guitar as a necklace, neighbour not fil. they’re from yeurope also which is ten times more annoying. YES I AM RACIST AGAINST EUROPEANS EVEN THOUGH I AM ONE SORT OF. that fuckin’ accent and the woman tells us we have to take our wreath down cos the twelfth nite has passed, it came across as rude though i know she didn’t intend for it to be, she’s just weird, european weird you know like that was her extending the olive branch to us. i told fil i am putting “THAT FUCKING WREATH BACK UP” if they didn’t stop with the guitar gay-off olympics.

ps. the epiphany (twelfth nite) is for fags (europeans).

pps. it’s true.

drunken stepfather linked me and of course he only had kind and truthful things to say. he is too obese to type my url correctly so i will not be receiving any “fame” or hits from this. such a waste.