last nite was suppose to be dinner and a movie no drinking nite, well, we had the dinner. then we met samir and some other woman at victory cafe and the other woman bumped into this girl she went to highschool with who introduced her to drugs who had bad hair and is a lawyer and is married and didn’t ask my woman-friend anything about what she was currently up to in her life she just prattled on and on with that bad hair of hers and waved her wedding band around and went upstairs to listen to that garbage music those nerds play up there and so woman-friend and i decide to go up there and confront her because WE are exciting and are at that part of our drunk and of course i am a fan of involving myself for no good reason…

so we mill around up there for a bit and get introduced to her husband with the wide face and wide glasses necessitating the wide face and i say so what do you do? and she says lawyer and i say what kind of law and she says litigation and i say THAT’S SO BORING and she makes a face and says no it isn’t and woman-friend ME WHAT HAVE I BEEN UP TO? then says what she does and boring bad hair lawyer asks what i do and i say I’M FAMOUS I WRITE and she cuts me off and says THAT’S BORING like a ten year old and her face was all witch-looking and i said actually it isn’t i get to drink and party and pretty much do anything i want and you know there’s like, the fame and zero-boundaries so yeah, too bad you’re not an entertainment lawyer.

so we go downstairs because we have WON and lawyer calls out SORRY I DIDN’T ASK WHAT YOU DID to woman-friend and then we get in a debate with a dude wearing an indiana jones hat who is writing in the smoking room and i think that he is writing down what we are saying, who wouldn’t want to i say magnificent things anyway i ask him and he says oh pardon my language i’m writing a piece called the rape of the ROM and i’m all pffffffft and woman-friend gets in on it with the man and i got bored and went back to samir and fil.