so i’m not registered to vote, all my blogging about those people coming by to ask if i was registered and me cleverly turning them away, what a moron am i. so i cannot vote today. fil drove to burbsvegas to vote in his riding. raymi walked to the bathroom and shaved her vagina.

we went to ikea yesterday to get a rug but nothing was good enough for us so we got nothing. we did however eat the ikea food which was not as good as some people told me it was. if you go there before eleven you can get the dollar breakfast also there’s a shuttle that will deliver you to and from kipling station. i was going to get on it and see if i could beat fil to kipling but then he says ok and you can also just take the subway from kipling and i’ll see you at home. FUCK THAT.

so i didn’t go to my nana’s party because i spent too much time on the internet. my mum told everyone that she has a huge following on my blog, my brother put me on speakerphone and i rectified that rumor for everyone in attendance.

we had drinks with matt goon, jenny and bern last nite oh yeah i said that already, we took turns making fun of each other and i found out that i have a big head, who knew. jen said my leg warmers were out of style. maybe i will wear them again today to drive that point home a bit more. maybe i will get some head warmers also and neck warmers and arm warmers and torso warmers, yeah.