i can’t decide whether to wear heels tonite or my big black santa boots, i guess the boots are easier and go with the whole santa vibe but heels are sluttier, no? i don’t really know how to rock heels so much anymore, ok i do but i walk EXTREMELY slow and it’s like i had a make-over when i wear them cos i’m all awkward and gay and then i get really fidgety and nervous and drink far too much and then start doing the I AM THE MOST OBNOXIOUS PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE routine.

and in my head when i am speaking i think that i sound like: e=mc squared, ten to the power of 10 and pi is 3.14 bla bla calculator excelsior interface c++ 101110010 111 0101 110 101010 1

but really i sound like this: SCRAGGILY RAAAAAAAAAH ARGG BLURRRRRRRG SnoOOOOOT snot frrrrap sdglrekiY(*^*&$65c ytgcjn

so maybe i should just wear the boots. though i know i will get more loaded in them because i have more courage and i am less likely to fall down some stairs out the window and into the street.

last nite i asked the sketchbag down the hall and his buddy who were talking loudly in the alley for a half hour to talk somewhere else and i didn’t even say it in a bitchy way and they apologized in that paranoid just smoked a joint didn’t realise we were yelling type way. i found a ms. claus costume yesterday for this, phew. i also got fil’s bday gift. we rented last days, that kurt cobain movie by the guy who also did elephant and it was CRAP.

i mean, it’s perfectly fine if you want to feel sketchy and depressed and uncomfortable for 1 hour and 36 minutes, whatever.

before we watched it fil was in one of his moods and i was all hey man just disappear into this movie for a couple hours it’ll be fiiiine and turns out the movie is like the epitome of i thought i wanted to OD on painkillers before but now i just want to set myself on fire.

that is all.

Lauren -

I just bought ten copies of your book because all your friends are cheap-assed homos.

- Willheim

6 cavities. i have to go back next week. they’re gonna shave down one of my front teeth cos it is longer than the other. my dentist was really nice now i feel bad for shit-talking him. he asked if my book was in chapters. heh.

Holy Shit Raymi,

Chelsea Charms shows up on your blog, i’m totally fucking weirded out.

We met Chelsea in Melbourne, FL while I was in college…heres the picture:

Ha! Enjoy

jeremy

hey beautiful,

true