so yesterday was kind of retarded.

i collected my bike from melody’s and realised the back tire was completely flat so i took it to that place in parkdale with noel where that old guy fixes bikes and while he waits for customers he hangs out with pigeons and they sit on his hands, what’s up pigeon whisperer?

anyway he takes out my tube and just stuffs it back in again and i give him a fiver and we go to noel’s for a bit and then we go to magic pony but already my tire is flat again so i just leave my fucking bike and take a cab there and everything is all bright white and lit-up and full of arty geeks and i almost blew a lot of money of some stuff but i didn’t.

then noel and i parted ways instead of me going back to his place to make art. i was pretty pissed off about the whole bike thing still so i went to the queen’s head to drink a 50 and eat a bowl of split pea & bacon soup like a homeless person and then samir shows up and is all you are pathetic. i was pretty trashed at this point so we go around the corner to the pretentious paddock for a wrap party and drink a bunch of free booze and eat free salmon.

then we ditched to go to beaconsfield but i thought screw this i’ll just go home now and called a cab and then this slutty little cat walks by and i pick it up and it was clinging to me and i wanted to keep it but i didn’t. i’m all about being wasted and picking up strange animals like it’s not at all inappropriate.

this fucking bottle of gin just won’t leave me the hell alone.

i went over to help my mum with some photos and then i took as many quarters as i could and longboarded back here and my pants kept falling down and jingle jangling and cos the season is changing there is hella leaves and little branches all over the road and i have near heart attacks flying over them but i didn’t wipe out.

last nite we watched the hockey game and it turns out that fil screams like a girl when we score.

magic pony party today/tonite at their new location which is across the street from the old one. i will be there. noel will be there. NOEL!

i did a bunch of stupid things on my longboard a couple hours ago.

i was balancing on one foot and posing like a statue and then i went over a big twig in front of some dude crossing the street and flew into the air forward but i landed on both feet so that was good and then i made my board fly backwards into thom’s and he flew off his board, in front of these two old ladies sitting on their stoop.

there was some weirdo guy in his car following us around, he went by five times and he had a ponytail and a bald head. fucking weird.

yesterday was a huff-a-thon and a love affair with a bottle of gin-a-thon and then went drunken grocery shopping and rented a movie and it was a good movie and today i will go longboarding.

yay someone is posing as me. wtf!? raymi’s world.

yeah um sorry weirdest shit EVER.