sodasamson says:

are you drunk?

raymi says:

no

raymi says:

why

raymi says:

i wish

when you can’t remember what my url is never fear just type in girl that look so sexy that a person want to fuck and there i am!

if that’s too many words for you to type or remember then just google farting girl and i am second on the list.

sodasamson says:

the new ipod plays movies and videos

raymi says:

yer gonna get it right

sodasamson says:

i don’t know probably not

raymi says:

good

sodasamson says:

then you’ll think i’m shallow and selfish

sodasamson says:

like sharpie

sodasamson says:

she thinks i’m shallow and selfish

sodasamson says:

that’s why we’re friends

sodasamson says:

haha

raymi says:

i already think that

sodasamson says:

haha

sodasamson says:

careful i’m sensitive too

raymi says:

ya right

sodasamson says:

no really i am

sodasamson says:

ask sharp

raymi says:

ok fine

raymi says:

do u cry?

sodasamson says:

i’m crying right now

raymi says:

HAHHAA

fil is really anal about parking his new car and i get annoyed and then he gets annoyed at my being annoyed and then we have to “talk about our feelings” and “discuss” shit.

anyway, last nite we drove around the block 4 times to find a spot that was suitable enough for fil to park and i sighed really loud the third loop we made and fil got all huffy and we were having a little bit of a spat, nothing really, anyway as we are getting out and about to give each other the silent treatment for the following half hour, all these tiny crabapples fall from the tree and PLONK plonk PLONKED onto his car as fil and i were looking across each other over the roof and i busted out laughing.

so then we had to move the car. obviously.

i’m dying my hair black again AGAIN again. hopefully i won’t get dye everywhere. it has to be done because my hair is too soft and nice-looking so i have to fuck things up but also my roots are quite long.

that boy washing dishes
in the back of the hall
every morn’ he wishes
he didn’t wake up at all

that poor country
occupied for years
beheading all the tourists
no one really cares

yes i wrote it.

raymi says:

i should get people to carve my name in their pumpkins or something

raymi says:

and the winner gets to hang out with me and buy me stuff

Jamie says:

gets to buy you stuff. lucky!

raymi says:

totally

Jamie says:

i’m going to a big gay art costume halloween party this saturday

Jamie says:

i don’t know what to be

raymi says:

be a banana

Jamie says:

hmm, yeah, cool, great idea

Jamie says:

i cant buy a dingy banana costume

Jamie says:

rent one that’s all worn out and dirty

raymi says:

ooh i know be a guy who was in a bicycle accident

Jamie says:

that’s better

Jamie says:

are you doing anything? getting dressed up?

raymi says:

i have no idea what to be

raymi says:

i mite be a ninja but thats boring, we went to look for costumes yesterday but there were too many people around us and we got angry and left

raymi says:

yeh we’re going to a couple parties

Jamie says:

i went to a costume place yesterday too

Jamie says:

it was mental

Jamie says:

there was a guy directing “traffic” in and out of the store

raymi says:

i want a big furry costume, i dont want to be anything remotely sexy but i know last minute ill change my mind and dress like a total whore

Jamie says:

haha

raymi says:

women are fucked like that

Jamie says:

deborah is gonna be that Daryl HAnnah character from blade runner

raymi says:

cool

Jamie says:

she wanted me to be another character from that movie, but i said no

raymi says:

fil destroyed one of my boots so i cant even integrate them into some sort of costume

Jamie says:

how did he destroy them?

raymi says:

by stepping on the back of my heel

here’s another totally hilarious thing that i said this weekend at boston pizza!

the waitress dumped like 20 creamers on our table with our coffees and later came back and asked if we wanted more coffee and as she was walking away i exclaimed to the entire bar CAN WE HAVE MORE CREAM TOO!? and she nods yes and i go I’M KIDDING and pointed to the pile of creamers and then everyone was like THAT WAS HA-LARIOUS and i was like I KNOW!