that animal thing’s name is windy.
anyway, i was walking to get a coffee by this fancy restaurant down the street and all of a sudden it got totally fucking windy and it took me by surprise so i kinda blew back a bit, i don’t know how to say it, but anyway these yuppie people were having their lunch in this fancy restaurant and saw me get all blown away and were laughing so i decided to take it to another level and i pretended i was in that scene in aliens where the hatch is breached and everybody is being sucked into outerspace and they have to hold on to handles and shit so i had my arms up like i was fighting the wind and leaning into it and i think it was pretty believable cos all this garbage and newspapers were blowing by me really fast and then the yuppie people looked kind of nervous and worried for me but halfway through i was like WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING? and just stopped fake-fighting the wind and walked normally to the coffeeshop.
