that dress is funny and makes my waist look gigantic.
anyway, this woman in england has been calling and i have missed all of her calls. she wants to interview me for this british film documentary about my pussy farting article. farticle. she found me when she was doing research for this piece on women’s relationships with their vulva. i hope she flies me to england or something.
i went to look at that apartment and it was pretty decent but i don’t think i will get it because i am not a nerdy student with glasses and bad hair. le sigh.
Oooo girl you look good in dat tub!