this is sort of the story of the french hamburger what walks and talks. he doesn’t have a name but he goes around saying oh la la quite a bit and also au secours when the alien stick man smells his hamburger fumes he becomes psychotically enraged and chases after french hamburger because he wants to eat him because he is the most delicious smelling hamburger in all of the land.

but he never catches french hamburger because french hamburger can run very very fast and all of the tiny creatures of the forest have hiding places for hamburger to duck into when he is fleeing.

when french hamburger runs it says FLEEEEE behind him and those running fast motion lines are there too like in cartoons and it is all very believable.

one day alien stickman came very very close to eating french hamburger, he was holding him in his hands and just about to take a bite out of his head when french hamburger said in the cutest tiniest french voice ever -

please doooo nut eet me for i am french hambuuurgur.

and then alien stickman said ok i won’t eat you and he didn’t.

the end.