yesterday i took two crazy pills instead of one by accident and it totally fucked me up and made me sleep 4 solid hours. won’t be doing that ever again. then we ventured out to walk around the jazz festival and sit on different makeshift patios and tried to point out cool looking people which was damn near impossible so we decided to criticize at least one thing about every single person that walked by then we bumped into hannah and chris and two other chicks andthen one other older woman they work with who was following them around and was completely STRANGE and not even in a fun way and she was also 3 feet tall and in the beginning she wouldn’t even speak just use her hands and arms to gesture and act out what she meant then we traipsed over to this girl’s apartment and inhaled all of her helium balloons and then the short weirdo came over to me and said OK WE NEED TO CLEAN THIS UP RIGHT AWAY and she took my balloon and threw it out but left all the other balloons as they were.

and yes we were retarded/crunked and drank in the street in front of cops and then played tambourine frisbee and the cops said to get out of the street cos it was open for traffic but when they went around the corner we went right back on playing and two minutes later they roll up WITH BACKUP and a van and all jump out and asked us which ones wanted to be arrested for drunk in public and so we scattered and fil got angry cos he knows his rights or whatever and wanted to go over and talk to the cops and i was like yeh ok tough guy i give you 30 seconds before they swing you around to the hood of that van and cuff you like what exactly are you going to say to them with your boozebreath?

anyway it was fun while it lasted.