my left pointer finger is so totally fucking in pain and useless and now i can’t pick my ear as maniacally as i want. it will probably need to be cut off and sold on ebay.
i’m actually pretty worried about it, the pain is pretty bad and it feels like my finger muscles are on fire and eating at my finger bone. last nite it didn’t hurt because of the bucket of gasoline booze what was dinner that i consumed but now HOLY FUCK!
