i will finally admit now that when people are talking, i am not listening. i mean, in the beginning i am listening but once what i am hearing turns into boring i am nodding my head saying yep yup yep and i am actually quite good at looking like i am listening to every goddamn word but really i am not. don’t be insulted if we’ve had a meaningful conversation before because i’m not NOT listening all of the time. just sometimes. when i am drunk mostly. which is pretty much all of the time. so there.