in this town there are a bunch of those cross-walks that aren’t really cross-walks because the fancy red bricks aren’t meant to be honour-system please don’t run me over things, they’re just there for classism so you have a 50 per cent chance of smarmy fuckhead drivers to stop for you to cross though my favorite thing to do is when someone is trying to turn left through the crosswalk and there are a few pedestrians and the car is just about to complete its turn i walk out and make them wait more in the middle of the intersection because i am a self-centered bitch and i like it when their face gets all mad and they say FUCK to themselves because they have to wait three seconds longer.
