i got my period super early this month for some reason and i hate going to the corner store to buy tampons there cos i don’t like those dudes knowing my cycle. word. tho fil says cos it came early this month i’ve thrown ‘em off but i don’t know how that works to my benefit. i guess it doesn’t. it’s bad enough the one guy hits on me mercilessly and calls me beeeeyuty, i likah youuuu.

so tonite i think cool and the gang ie me and people who hang with me out of pity are going to karaoke somewhere, we might get one of those private rooms but mina said they don’t serve booze in those places which means fuck that we’ll go to gladstone so anyone wanna come email me.

this is how i will be singing karaoke to you tonite, from the floor, and hopefully there will be vomit on my face or in my hair, fingers crossed.

i’m psyched cos i’m bringing my bike into town and now i can ride it up the cn tower and i won’t have to take cabs across town or take the streetcar and i can show up to places drenched in sweat and i can turn into one of those annoying bicycle riders again who think they are saving the planet because they ride a bike, fuck i hate those people. it’s like dude shut up, you ride a bike cos you are a broke-ass and you don’t have a license and you’re also a homo for putting flowers on your basket but that’s kind of cute so lets go make-out or something.

i can’t believe i am up this early.

i think i might go get another coffee. i wish the beer/liquor store were closer tho that’s pretty bad since it is only down the street which is a good thing cos if it were directly below this apartment my eyes would be permanently bloodshot and i’d wear a shopping bag for pants, you know what i mean.

i still don’t have internet working at my apartment and i am afraid to bother the boy roommate about it because he doesn’t know shit when it comes to the internet, oh well, it is kind of nice not having it work there cos if it did i would never ever leave so instead i go to mina’s and play bust a move. my roommates don’t like me and i don’t care, i’m not even trying to make it so they would like me. i am never there and when i am it’s for three minutes or i come in drunk at 3am and sleep ’til noon and they are at work and then i go out and do it again.

i can’t wait to find a nicer place.

i totally got away with not paying may’s rent cos the landlord moved.

noel is having a garage sale tomorrow. if any of you want to meet noel you can meet him tonite. or tomorrow. who cares, he’s not really that interesting anyway.

this is where noel says the garage sale is, it begins at 10am.

The garage sale is at 82 Concord
(one block west of ossington, north of college). There’ll be plenty of weird shit for purchase/barter.