i was just making some ghetto conditioner in the shower (water + measly amount of conditioner left in bottle, shake the hell out of it) when the fucking neighbour flushes her toilet, AGAIN. next time i see her i will be like yo hussy, i wrote a song and it’s called I DON’T LIKE THIRD DEGREE BURNS ON MY BODY! and it goes like this – when you hear the shower runnin’/ don’t flush the toilet / because i’m in the shower / and you’s gonna spoil it / and don’t feel like i am showin’ you disgrace / it is plain and simple, do it again and i will STAB YOU IN THE FACE!
