commenced alcoholic beverage consumption yesterday E.A.R.L.Y. and by the time oprah was on we were unattractive cackling housewives slurring about whatever the fuck oprah was giving away to x y and z obese american with bad teeth.
i am having my brain photographed later today so scientists and politicians can learn my secrets and clone me. holy shit imagine ten more me’s? then there could be a house of me laying around hung over arguing with myself and getting pissed off and then slamming doors at the same time and hurling ultimate ‘disses that would go on forever. that would be SO obnoxious and by dinnertime 8 of me would be murdered.
don’t rent assault on precinct 13. we haven’t watched it all yet. it’s kinda awful. ja rule is in it and his name is smiley. need i say more?
