faygo stripper. says:

hows your day?

raymi says:

snowy

raymi says:

how is yours?

faygo stripper. says:

same. i had to shovel. but then the end broke off.

raymi says:

loser

faygo stripper. says:

straight goods. i like your art blog

raymi says:

thanks it’s retarded

faygo stripper. says:

ya but in a good way.

faygo stripper. says:

ok i have to go buy a new shovel. ill talk to you soon.

the lady who made our bagels is retarded.

slow.

and the other lady serving coffee is fat and bitchy and s-talks every person who walks by the front of tim horton’s.
this one old lady was walking slowly by and she put her cigarette out on the sidewalk and the coffeebitch goes UNNNNNGH THERE IS AN ASHTRAY LIKE, LIKE, RIGHT THERE, YOU KNOW and she looked around to make sure her co-workers were paying attention to her disgust and it made me want to go outside and put out 5 cigarettes on the sidewalk because i didn’t like her tone.

today fil will get to see half baked for the very first time. i tried to explain it to him how funny it is and i tried to say some of the funny lines and i don’t think i sold it very well.

ok there’s this part where the guys spend a bunch of money that they are not suppose to because they are saving to get that one guy out of jail and then dave chappelle yells at them all for spending the money and then he takes a toke and his voice changes all nice and he says “i’m sorry for yelling.” and then he takes another toke and says something else that i forget, and it’s really funny. i mean it. it’s SO funny. it’s the way he says it that’s funny.

then i tried to immitate it and i thought i did a pretty good job but because it wasn’t in context, fil didn’t laugh, or smile, nothing.