i didn’t get chinese food yesterday however after band practise i destroyed half a bag of chips and onion dip and then fil goes oh man i’m not even hungry but then he started eating and couldn’t stop and i was already feeling nauseous and bloaty on the couch drinking rum that his parents brought back from the dominican and forcing my eyes to stay open until 2am for the chapelle show.

you know there’s that type of person who when you’re watching something funny with and you’re suppose to laugh at a certain part and so everyone is laughing but the person has already seen the whatever it is you’re all watching so said person is anticipating the funny part and so when it happens and then that person explains to you why that part is suppose to be funny like you are retarded and makes you sure you all fully understand why you are laughing.

i am that person.

but not all of the time.

ok most of the time.

sometimes i get jokes more than other people do i think but then i remember that i am not the only person in the world who has seen television.

but then sometimes you’re sitting with a dumb person who doesn’t know anything about anything and then you explain to them why it’s funny and they are so greatful and you feel like the funniest most smart person but then someone else pipes up and corrects the shit out of you and you realise that something you thought for 5 years was wrong and it actually meant something else and so the dumb person witnesses this correction and they immediately lose all respect for you.