i have butchered bangs now, go 80’s! i did it with the kitchen scissors and tied a tiny hair elastic around the trimmings and am now accepting bids for raymitheminx.com’s first ever hair auction. tony got some kids to buy his shorn off afro so maybe one of yous guys can make a hair doll out of my clippings and sleep with it and then maybe clone me one day? staple it to your forehead?
i don’t expect anyone to actually want my hair btw though in the back of my mind, i do.