jamie and i are writing a stupid book together and it’s not going to be cafepressed. it’s going to be something elsed. it’s a book for children with swear words in it and i am already insanely bored of writing it and thinking about it. it’s basically inanimate objects that suffer from low self-esteem and a caterpillar who goes to the discount supermarket and makes friends with the condiments and inevitably starts doing blow and becomes a janitor. uuuuunnnnghhhhhhhh.
i almost gave myself bangs yesterday and then i almost gave myself bangs today but my hair is too greasy to do a good job of it so i will probably do it tomorrow.
