I Just Won’t Feed the Birds
Look at them.
Pecking away.
Begging for food.
Trying to steal from me.
I shoo them away.
Greedy birds.
I know they’re hungry.
They won’t get my bread.
The beady eyes.
The oily feathers.
Find your own food.
Aren’t the worms good enough for you?
I will not hurt them.
Not directly.
I will starve them.
But winter will kill them.
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