rocky and i are hugging right now because it is valentine’s day and i said happy valentine’s day rocky and he said zero plus three equals burger king meow.

i told fil that if we have to dress up tonite i will only be able to do this if i dress like a librarian or a hooker. he said he is not dressing up. good.

rented Elephant last nite and it is slow moving and arty and disturbing and then it just ends and you’re like guh? it’s basically a rip-off of what happened at columbine except nowhere does it say that it is but you get it once the dudes show up with bombs and guns and combat clothes like they are in a movie. it’s pretty fucked. my dad threw a snowball at the window just as the movie was getting all tense and i got MAD.

i dunno why it’s called elephant because there is nothing about an elephant in it at all. the whole thing is just these highschool dorks walking around the school really slow and then once in awhile it goes in slow motion and you’re like HURRY UP WE GET IT YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO THE BATHROOM YOU TEENAGER ARRRRRRRRR.