next morning awesomeness. i told fil i didn’t feel like going home yet from the backseat and he dropped me off anyway and i got crabby annoyed and went in and sent an abrasive text message and passed out immediately. i guess i had visions of bars and megatouch and screaming in my head i wanted MORE.

ok so me and wainbows hung out last nite. i bullied her into being my friend after reading her email about dreaming about me and so she agreed finally after months and months of bla bla blaaaing to each other about being super cool best friends and so i said look i haven’t showered today even so don’t outdo me on the hotness and she said ok fine but then she shows up with brand new hair and a cool outfit and i felt like a ninny at the end of the bar waiting to discuss popsicle stick formations.

so we told each other a bunch of blackmail gossip which was pretty interesting. i met her at rivoli because it was pretty early and all the other places weren’t open yet and i walked into this office party nonsense of nerdoids playing pool but there was all this fancy catered food and so i ate a ton of it because i have been dieting the past two days which means salad only and so i’ve been walking around going I’M STARVING every three seconds and thinking about eating cows with cowsauce with chicken gravy and so on so free food belonging to office nerds all for me equals eating at nite in a bar doesn’t count and it will not affect your pretend diet.

there was a group of people beside us who very interested in us but kept to themselves and wainbows didn’t tell me ’til we were leaving that they were whispering about us the entire time and i wanted to stay and watch them watch us but we had been there long enough and she wanted to eat pizza even though there was all that free food to eat. so she ate pizza and then we went to the bovine and you can smoke in the back now. incredible. i called fil and matt and bragged about it and then they showed up because they were jealous. anyway before they came there was a group of three guys all staring at us and we knew that they were going to come over and try and make us their girlfriends and one by one they did except for the one guy who is on that pimp my ride show who is in town because he is working on one of the raptors’ cars i don’t give a fuck.

so dude on the right with the scraggy hair is the pimp my ride guy and i took this photo not knowing this and the guy in the middle is all excited and comes right over and says so you recognized him (he said his name which i don’t remember) and i said recognized who? and he goes oh ok nevermind and leaves and then douchebag on the left with the drink in his hand comes over and starts bragging about his pimp my ride friend and i’m like dude awesome for you and i told him we were prostitutes and i was very mean and he still wouldn’t leave and then fil and matt walk in and i go that’s my boyfriend right there and he is still there and he hands me his card and says he writes for the metro and also sells condos and then pimp my ride comes over along with other friend and it was one giant circle of gayness and then wainbows left it was so gay and then we went home and pimp my ride guy felt uncool and well, that’s toronto for you.

i also told the guy that I wrote for the metro and that i sold condos. everything he said i copied it. the lighting in the bovine makes you look super amazing i guess. i have no idea why he was bothering to talk to me. i dressed homeless.

wainbows is awesome.