here is me and craig halloween of 2002. craig is that big pile of hair and leaves and all this other junk. it was the first time i ever tried mushrooms. we were walking to this party and it wasn’t even halloween. it was two nites before. the big friday. anyway, all of a sudden i start laughing like a maniac and everything is funny and we get to this party and we are trying to all fit up the stairs because well, look at craig’s costume and then here is what noel’s costume was:

and we’re all fucked up and making all this retarded noise and i finally make my way into the main room where these people are sitting politely on the couch watching television and then i exclaim that they are all boring and left the room and then we hung out on the porch the entire time because we were so retarded and i smashed a beer bottle and this guy is standing in the glass in bare feet.

i lost the blunt too and said that i didn’t ever have it because i couldn’t remember craig giving it to me and i had it in one of those ridiculously annoying army pouches but i didn’t know it was there and then everyone said that i ruined halloween because of that missing blunt and i was screaming that i didn’t know where the fuck it was so they were piling on top of me going through all my pockets and couldn’t find it and i said SEE i told you i don’t fucking have it.

noel + craig in their retarded costumes of evil

and then about a month later when noel was in thailand craig and i were dirtbags and bored and drugless at my place in l’il italy and craig brings up the blunt story again and i am like whatever fuck off and he sees my army shit hanging off the back of my door and goes you know what raymi, i bet that blunt is in one of these pockets and so he opens one and THERE IT WAS and my eyes fell out of my head i was amazed and craig lunged at me like he was going to punch me he was so mad but then he was so happy because we had a big hash blunt the size of my arm to smoke.

it was such a gossip bomb having found it that craig had to call noel’s voicemail and leave a message immediately even though we knew he was in thailand.

julia was a vagina for halloween. she had a big hairy gorilla type suit and an oldschool life preserver on her front that was painted pinkish and it was incredible.