overheard the best and most nerdiest conversation ever yesterday at the comic book figurine collection store. it was just too much. this one lispy talking napoleon dynamite moon boots wearing guy was talking about how he has seventeen email addresses and he is writing a comic and then he said the 4th and 5th seasons of the simpsons were the best and bla bla i had to duck behind a shelf and cover my mouth and hide my eyes because they were bugging out from i can’t believe what i am hearingness and the store proprietor was egging the kid on more and more and we had to leave because i couldn’t take it anymore.

i’m not trying to be mean here (yes i am) and think that the conversations i have are superior and more fun to overhear though COME ON, who talks that way and is 100 per cent serious?

it was probably the best thing for novelty’s sake that i have experienced since that mullet-headed woman screaming about polish people saying her daughter was bad.

fuck.

today getting sandwiches i had to listen to the sandwich maker lady sing 80’s songs to all the old ladies in line with me who were digging it and there was nobody i could roll my eyes to.

excuse me everyone in this restaurant but do you realise how lame this is right now?

i was just wondering if i was the only person who knew about this.

yeah ok i’m banned, fine.

it was worth it.