so me and the cat hung out today and i put a pillow on the desk for him to sit on but because he is half retarded and half eccentric he had to walk around the laptop in circles and snort at me then dig through the pillow for a little while and drink some of my coffee and now he’s fucked off someplace i don’t know where.
my mum still refers to him as a “her” and it drives us mental.
i think i am going to start a cafepress account so i can sell you guys t-shirts with my shitty drawings on them so you can walk around and get laid because people will be impressed with you for wearing a t-shirt that your mentally-challenged little cousin gave you for easter.
millionaires club, here i come.
