raymi says:
ok so there is this one guy named skiffy miffy and he has clouds for feet and he has
tourette’s syndrome
raymi says:
and a permanent milk moustache
raymi says:
and he is kind of like a bear, sort of
Jamie says:
and a pouch like a kangaroo that he keeps his wallet in, credit cards and such
raymi says:
right and he works at the newspaper kiosk in the forest
raymi says:
and he has a crush on these flying rabbit twins
Jamie says:
and he wants to go out to eat, but everywhere he goes, they tell him he can’t come in without shoes
raymi says:
because sometimes his shoes disappear especially on sunny days
Jamie says:
he wants to take the rabbit twins on a date
Jamie says:
no
Jamie says:
he can’t find good shoes
Jamie says:
because he has could feet
raymi says:
and kuz of his tourette’s syndrome he is always screaming FUCKING WHORES when he doesnt mean to and it scares the flying rabbits and they fly away
raymi says:
well he prefers cloud shoes
Jamie says:
and the shoe salesmen too
Jamie says:
cloud shoes for cloud feet
raymi says:
but then one day one of the flying rabbit girls visits the newspaper stand
raymi says:
no he has normal feet
raymi says:
it’s just that the shoes are clouds
raymi says:
ok fine his feet are clouds too
Jamie says:
you started it
Jamie says:
but okay
raymi says:
ok anyway the one rabbit has the courage to visit skiffy miffy because she has a drinking problem
Jamie says:
his feet are normal magical bear feet
raymi says:
and she is an abrasive drunk so she goes there all cocked and when he calls her a fucking whore she is like whatever skiffy you are so cute i love you bla bla bla
Jamie says:
the other rabbit warns her
raymi says:
oh and the currency of the forest is gummi bears, not money
Jamie says:
yeah, the drunk rabbit kind of likes it
raymi says:
totally
raymi says:
and her name is frosted flakes
Jamie says:
the magical bear cloud footed thing gives her his credit card to go get more booze
raymi says:
and she broke her wings because she flew into a cliff one day
raymi says:
so she gets her sister to fly for her
raymi says:
this story is awesome by the way
Jamie says:
“here ya go frosted flakes, pick up a bottle of elderberry wine. I can;t go to the liquor store because they don’t like me swearing all the time”
raymi says:
so she gets her sister to go but doesnt tell skiffy because she is ashamed of her broken wings
Jamie says:
the sister flying rabitbird says, “screw you and your abusive magical bear friend. I’m not gonna buy you booze”
raymi says:
and her name is cupcake tits
Jamie says:
frosted flakes begs her because she says that she finally found true love and why do you wanna ruin everything for me all the time?
raymi says:
but she is jealous of the budding love of skiffy and frosted flakes
raymi says:
so she takes the credit card with the unlimited gummi bears on it and buys a ticket for a cruise ship holiday in the caribbean
Jamie says:
so she agrees o buy the booze, but on the way back puts a magical potion in it
Jamie says:
oh
raymi says:
oh ok i like what u said better
Jamie says:
well, she can deliver the magical potion, and then go on a cruise
raymi says:
ok
raymi says:
the magical potion wine makes skiffy forget that he gave out his credit card and also makes him turn into 5 screaming skiffys
raymi says:
like multiplicity
Jamie says:
and they all have cloud shoes, and are runing around the forest cutting their feet on rocks
Jamie says:
but they don’t swear when they cut their feet
Jamie says:
they recite poetry becasue it’s some kind of weirdo opposite tourettes effect
raymi says:
and then frosted flakes is totally turned off by the skiffys and breaks up with all five of them
raymi says:
and dates the flying squirrel instead because he can fly her around to help get her grocery shopping done
Jamie says:
and goes home to fine cupcake tits
Jamie says:
but she’s away on her cruise
Jamie says:
but comes home all skinny and tan
Jamie says:
with a monkeybird that she met on the cruise
raymi says:
and cupcake tits gets found by some snotty nose boy and he asks his parents if he can keep her and they are like fine whatever
raymi says:
oh ok ignore what i said
raymi says:
i was gonna make it so she has a love affair with the little boy and go that whole beastiality angle
Jamie says:
and frosted flakes is drunk and makes a pass at the monkeybird
Jamie says:
go where you wana go…i’ll follow
raymi says:
what does the monkeybird look like
raymi says:
well i like that all these things are happening
Jamie says:
the monkeybird looks like a monkey and a bird
raymi says:
hmm
Jamie says:
he has on a hawaiian shirt
raymi says:
his name is henry
raymi says:
and he smokes gitanes
raymi says:
and he can speak russian
Jamie says:
yes, and his nose is a long french beak
Jamie says:
and he thinks frosted flakes is sexy
Jamie says:
and takes the flying squirrel aside and asks if he’s interested in wife swapping
raymi says:
and cupcake tits is super pissed off
Jamie says:
but frosted flakes likes the idea
Jamie says:
so they start to fight
Jamie says:
“you’re just jealous because i found a rich european gentleman, and you want to steal him away”
Jamie says:
and frosted flakes says, “no. i just think it would spice things up around here”
raymi says:
and cupcake tits unveils her secret magical power which is shooting lightning bolts out of her rabbit ears
raymi says:
pink lightning bolts
Jamie says:
and frosted flakes used to have magical powers too, except she drank them all away
Jamie says:
so she’s at a distinct disadvantage
raymi says:
but for some reason all the guys are hot for her
raymi says:
it’s because of her spunky personality
Jamie says:
and her sexy outfits
raymi says:
but then cupcake tits shoots a pink lightning bolt at her head
raymi says:
and she dies
raymi says:
the end
Jamie says:
and she cracks wide open
Jamie says:
oh
Jamie says:
i was gonna say there was a little worm inside
raymi says:
well wait. to be continued……..
raymi says:
hahaa
Jamie says:
how about the worm teaches them the meaning of peace and brotherhood
Jamie says:
and the moral of the story is:
Jamie says:
no good ever came from drinking
Jamie says:
and no bad ever came from not drinking
raymi says:
hmm that sounds christian
Jamie says:
okay
Jamie says:
how about
Jamie says:
inside every lush, there’s a worm
raymi says:
how about a volcano erupts and the whole forest is covered in hot lava
Jamie says:
yeah, creme cheese lava
Jamie says:
hey whatever happened to cloudfoot? i forget
Jamie says:
cause maybe he can walk on the lava because of his cloud shoes
raymi says:
oh he was captured because some campers saw him and thought he was one of those bigfoot things and now he is in a japanese zoo
Jamie says:
scattered in five different asian zoos
Jamie says:
because there were five of them
