for the next few days i am taking it upon myself to be personally offended by everything. i’m already pretty good at it. or pretending to be anyway.
i tell fil all of the time that “_________” hurt my feelings even if it is some story that happened in the past, before i was born and has absolutely nothing to do with me whatsoever. i especially enjoy being offended and being all drama about unimportant crap and then getting other people interested also.
dude, it’s winter, what the hell else is there to do?
oh and listening in on other people’s conversations is also great fun too because then you get to feel smarter than they are and then maybe butt in like a big asshole and disagree with everything they were talking about.
then follow-up when you come back from the bathroom by saying something like, “oh and ps. being nostalgic is terribly unhip. everyone knows that.”
this is why i have 500 friends.
