you should rent danny deckchair. it’s funny and cute because danny’s girlfriend is a skeezy bitch and one day he is like fuck this and ties all these balloons to his lawn chair during a barbeque and he floats away to another town and starts a new life there and he is mr. popular and everyone loves him and he has a new lady and then he’s gonna be mayor, bla bleh.
so tomorrow is the taping for that sex show and i have no idea what to wear. the producer on the fone broke it down to solid colours only and suggested blue or pink and i’m all sure sure fine no problem then hung up and blew a fuse.
what is this, the oprah winfrey show?
i better get a wicked dildo out of this and everyone better agree with everything that i say.
she said no black, but what about brown?
i hate my life.
