i caught fil’s cold.

i wish i had my copy of napoleon dynamite back from my brother i am so utterly lost without it. modest mouse was on saturday nite live last nite and it was a repeat. i’m trying to remember something funny.

i just sneezed and i feel like i am tripping out.

we discussed me being a professional stand up comedian like the next margaret cho and fil said what you want to be a not funny lesbo who screams and i said that’s basically what i am already doing except i am not asian. i may as well stand up and complain about stuff with a microphone and more of an audience, right?

but then i thought, maybe i’m not funny, i think i’ve plateau’d.

i’m having a pre mid-twenties breakdown i think. i have one at least once a day.

this oldschool batman cartoon was on tv last nite too though it wasn’t strictly batman, wonderwoman was in and other characters i forget the names of and it was the funniest crap ever because the one-liners were something what arnold swarzenwhatever would say and it was like the cartoons they make for saturday nite live, the superhero lameness.

i’m afraid i have used up all insightful commentary for today’s posts so i am going to brush my teeth and try to be witty in real life now.