everyone please bring their fat old cousins to clinton’s so i can dance with them and listen/see the HOUSEPLANTS tonite. Clinton’s is on bloor, on the south side, east of the christie pitts park, for those of you who are dumb and also for all you scenesters who are like yah thanks duh we know where that place is already you fucking moron. anyway. THE HOUSEPLANTS are that jazzy bluesy crap that everyone is all into right now and all of it sounds the same but the difference is with this band, they are actually accomplished and good, i suppose.

i would put the flyer up but i think writing about it is more intimate like we are holding hands and discussing Thelma and Louise.

oh and if i don’t show up don’t take it too personally just be greatful that i told you about something you could be doing tonite that is cheap and think of it as a pre-going to some place or other thing to do that isn’t on college street like all those other trying hard to be the cavern club it spots right now at the same time. whatever.

that was sort of in english, right?

oh yeh it’s 5 dollars at the door.

WHAT FIVE DOLLARS!?

yep.