watched the second half of the color of money and i told thom that he should start being a pool hustler and then i wished i had some crazy weird talent of my own that i could demonstrate in bars and people would place bets on me to do this talent and amaze everybody but all i could think of was that dice game and honestly, i don’t think that would go over so well in a pub, or that anyone would care to see some girl squatting down on the floor throwing dice and have people fall on top of her and so on. i just couldn’t get past throwing dice as my new enterprise and i felt really bad for myself but in a haha i am such a moron type-way.

and then i got over it.

then i thought i could sit there and draw people manic drawings for five dollars or something but then i would be too polite and say here have it for free and they would end up writing on the back anyway and i always draw the same thing over and over and over and it’s the same people and they will be like, we don’t want another picture and then i’ll draw them one anyway but it will be one of their face and a thought-bubble above their head and some immature insult in the thought-bubble like they are saying it about themself and i’ll go here you are stupid, here is the picture you didn’t want, shove it up your fookin’ ass!

and they say wow that one is the best picture you ever drew for me i love it and i say give me my money and they go well you said i could have it in my fookin’ ass and i say well i changed my mind i am selling it to your best friend instead to spite you and then i turn to the friend and the friend gives me a hug and a pity-look and i go home and beat someone with one of my journals.

nah.

i say look idjits i am an art-hustler, everyone over there was betting on me over this whole picture-nonsense, har har, get out of the bar.

i have the lamest fantasies.

oh and ps transmegacorp is getting all this raymitheminx traffic/business, dur, so everybody else who is smart and wants traffic too should be nice and email me and get me to advert your merch.

i need money so i can continue being a novelty.

double ps. i could beat anyone in megatouch 11up in any bar. that is my savante bar-talent.