i’m listening to this because i want to cry me a niggur. no not really. yes really. i was like listen to this then call me back afterwards and you better be impressed!
now i am at the part where my voice goes high and embarassing and i want to stabify the carpet and now audblog cut it off completely? guh.
Please forgive my ignorance, but if a PF [pussy fart] is called a “queef”, and only women can queef (I assume), is there a special word for the anal gas passing of the gentle gender?
Please, your wit is beautiful. Write something about “sounds”, a very specialized BDSM device most women smile ear-to-ear when they discover it. Thanks!
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From: “raymi snuff”
To: “Paul”
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 05:57:00 +0000
hmm, well im not that much of a bdsm head, tho i love sadism and the like
u would probably be better at writing than i, tell me more about it tho
From: “Paul”
To: suitesoleil@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 07:22:16 -0400
Okay. Sounds are long, slim surgical steel rods that are used to insert into a man’s urethra. The most accurate description of the feeling it gives I’ve heard is “cumming in slow motion”. I like it so much I bought my own set.
You should get more into BDSM. If you ever come to NYC, I’d be happy to let you practice on me! Keep writing. You are very good.
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From: “raymi snuff”
To: “Paul”
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2004 20:14:10 +0000
ehhhm
that doesnt sound too safe?
From: “Paul”
To: suitesoleil@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2004 17:08:04 -0400
It is as long as someone shows you how. I know it sounds weird, but it is a completely great experience. To each his own…
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From: “raymi snuff”
To: “Paul”
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Mon, 09 Aug 2004 21:17:25 +0000
no im not judging
just like
shocked
never heard of it before
is it safe longterm like can it cause anything bad to happen to yer peepee
From: “Paul”
To: suitesoleil@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Mon, 09 Aug 2004 17:33:50 -0400
I have not had anything worse than occasional slight irritation, usually due to SWI (Sounding While Intoxicated) and getting into the merit badge mentality of seeing how much I can take. It is an immensely pleasant sensation when done correctly. I have also had the pleasure of showing several ladies how to use them on me, and their faces light up when they get into it. They usually say it is because penetrating a man is a neat turnaround from the vanilla pentration of the woman by a man.
If you are ever out in NY/NJ land, I’d be happy to arrange a meeting with a Domme who can show you these lovely devices being used on me!
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From: “raymi snuff”
To: “Paul”
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2004 16:31:09 +0000
hmmm well ok sure yah totally can i take pictures for my website?
this is my friend ymc of ymc fame with his dad and his brother. you are allowed to write to him and be his friend and be annoying and give him your vagina but still he will think you are a big lame.
global internet pussy penis games we thinks, no longer be cool. now that the folks are doing it, it is like, feh. now we just want to bump into one another playing hopscotch or sitting on a streetcurb and i pull up on my peewee herman bicycle and i say you are a piece of chalk and you go i KNOW! and we don’t even bother trying to high-five one another because that would be too cool, cool. cool?
anyhow yah, ymc is going to be all rich and famous moreso than before. his site got linkified in one of those maxim-style magazines (pfffft) and now they want his site to be on telephones or something.
he linked me somewhere there too but in a way so i don’t even know where it is and anyone who is anyone won’t know either so that, truely is, a wonderful thing.
