so i made this little comic book thing about the talking hamburger with arms and legs and there are gratuitous chase scenes and he is always fleeing from this stick dood that goes CRAZY when he smells the hamburger, for a five year old, danique, a cute girl from holland during this mentally retarded down-pour in mexico and i wrote it in english and her dad had to translate it to her maybe 50 times and she dug it more than the other little book i made of her and her trip in mexico with butterflies and other boring beach crap and i even took the time to color it and draw her water wings and i got the dad to teach me some deutsch and danique was all, yawn. but the hamburger book that i raced and scribbled thru and didnt even have the proper color for a hamburger patty, i used navy blue, she was like HAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAAAABWAHAHAHHAHAHA etc etc

so, i sat down again and decided i will make a hamburger series of children’s books but then i couldn’t figure out how to do it without swear words or insults.

so i guess i’ll make ‘em for adults instead i think to myself.

the way i draw i totally rip off happy noodle boy by jhonen vasquez and these little disney characters with the alien antennae sticking out of their heads and stupid eyes that bulge and the same character never ever looks the same twice. jamie likes them. he printed one of my fag drawings on a shirt and then gave the shirt to some hussy in amsterdam because she loved it so much so now said hussy is walking around wearing a raymi loves you t-shirt with squiggly colored stick people on it, the same drawing that is in the about raymi blog.

hi jam-e-o!