“fuck you!” i shouted, as the last car pulled past, “fuck you nazi motherfuckers. you want protect us so bad–why don’t you do something useful like learn arabic!”

absinthe truth or dare jenga til wee hours on your worknite is my favorite

i think i crapped out a worm

im not kidding but it wasnt as long as this it was like 1.75 inches and it was wiggling, as in alive. i wanna go to the clinic. can i die from this? and if i crapped it out does that mean it’s gone and there isn’t a brother or sister inside me kuz i still don’t feel quite right and i did eat a lot of eggs in mexico those sonsofbitches holy fuck and it was the same color as the one in the picture

tho it could have been the absinthe making me see things and the crap sleep

erwin on the bus in mexico sang some deutsch rap and everyone groaned but i loved it

i only thought of it because i almost spelt crap sleep like rap sleep

i beat angelo in chess

i got my ass handed to me playing this one italian dude it was stOrming on us but we kept playing even when the lits went out

if i die from some weird bacterial infection idunnowhat i am SUING club bananas well before i die or my mum can

niss made me feel bad for feeding the cats at dinnertime and i was like dude if i had an appetite right now i would be eating this garbage cow shavings myself

i think they gave me fleas anyhow

or maybe that was the blanket

i got period all over the sheets like every second i could

and i played soccer topless, volleyball too and me and angelo ran around tripping each other and throwing and kicking sand and shit like brother and sister but he started it neeahht

now i have lobster tits

im not going to drink for awhile and i mean it this time

comments are a privilege not a right. you’re on a time-out, ok? if you want your opinions expressed, email me.

raymi’s black says:

hi i missed you

necklace luky man says:

yes

necklace luky man says:

I am busy with our political reforming program

raymi’s black says:

what does that mean

necklace luky man says:

are u in drinking session

raymi’s black says:

haha no i cant drink anything not even water

raymi’s black says:

are you going to overthrow your government

necklace luky man says:

I am reformist in my country

necklace luky man says:

no we want introduce party system in our country

raymi’s black says:

are you liberal orconservative

necklace luky man says:

yes

raymi’s black says:

no i mean which one are you, liberal?

raymi’s black says:

so what are you going to do to change it?

necklace luky man says:

long time we are having one party system in our country .

raymi’s black says:

which one is that

necklace luky man says:

that is only Government ruling party

raymi’s black says:

ok well good luck makin yer shit happen

necklace luky man says:

we want American muliparty style

raymi’s black says:

yeh it is the same in canada

raymi’s black says:

except canada is way better

necklace luky man says:

yes

raymi’s black says:

so i was in mexico you know

necklace luky man says:

really

raymi’s black says:

yes for one week

necklace luky man says:

so how is there

raymi’s black says:

good

raymi’s black says:

i am tanned and in better shape, mind , body spirit

necklace luky man says:

very nice I shis u good luck

necklace luky man says:

sorry wish

raymi’s black says:

thank you

ok so i’m back now and you know what i realise, you guys truely fucking hate me and my family and i’m not cool with that. first thing’s first i DO NOT do COCAINE and i DO NOT whore myself and i AM related to jack fucking kerouac and yes i was wrong about when he died and my mum’s birth ok, fucking crucify me you idjits. it’s pretty annoying coming back from a nice holiday from this fucking machine to see such rampant disrespect towards my mother and every nice thing she has to say. she is a wonderful mother and loves me unconditionally despite every destructive thing i have put her and the rest of my family through. you are cruel cruel people who hate yourselves, your lives, your shitty striving for hipster i don’t know whatness and you are all fucking banned. just because you hate me doesn’t mean you have to take it out on my mother for crying out loud. shame on all of you piss-ants. and fuckdick munch who says there is no st. edwards, maybe it was st edmund’s but it’s no matter because it was referred to as teddy’s campus and it’s in summertown, oxford, also spelled sommertown and the program i took was a summer EXCHANGE program taught by teachers from ONTARIO, canada henceforth not available to tiny penis/fat vagina people like you during the regular schooling year.

keeping a blog is easy you think but it’s hard when you know another one exists such as mine and you just can’t take it because nobody gives a shit about you and your life and if i show my tits or my toes or my cat or blythe what does it matter anymore you’re addicted and your hate only breeds more curiosity so what can i do to help you? do you watch movies with the stars that you hate in it? i don’t know and im tired of trying to please everyone.

if i drink and mouth off and show my tits that’s my business really i am very nice and sensitive and people like me so the rest of you fat girls and virgin guys can EAT IT.

and now back to cancun which btw i wasn’t even in and yes i agree that it is so tacky tourist americanized blond gay gay gayness but we did go for one nite and it was fun, to coco bongo. we stayed in a HOLE supposed 4 star plus by mexican standards and that was quite generous mind you, in playa de carmen, which was awesome and yeh dont drink the water in mexico as tanky warned me but you forget about ice cubes and what they wash yer dishes with and everything else so i think i am 5 pounds lighter and i dont even want to think about food or tequila or sol but now i can speak some italian and spanish and im finally tanned not from a bottle and i don’t even feel like smoking pot anymore.

it’s good to be back and to be able to drink my own tap water.

today in mexico it was 40 degrees celsius.

i had enough of the heat baby.

and of the crappy b films on the only 2 english channels. their commercials are like fucking trip out seizure shiznat.

and now i will get a job.

we’re leaving for cancun today we’re not going to panama for psychotically lame reasons and now i have my period.

oh man oh man hey liver i remember you

uggggh

i feel like i am going to be ill

i cant be up this early it’s just not right ‘specially after only 3 hours sleep and he’s already fighting with me and talking about separate rooms

my purse isn’t big enough to fit all the books and ‘zines of the world

aimee i liked the note you lefted me

phil yer a cog

heh

i feel bad for destroying those flowers in the street i meant to pull one up but i pulled ten and then the whole root, certainly not a shining moment. all nite long i was thinking ok i could take a cab at any moment i should take a cab at any moment but i am having too much fun not making any sense

it’s ‘cos i did’nae eat enough

if you don’t hear from me apres 7 day’s time please bail me out

smooshy

i miss you guys already