not everything has to be an audio post

sometimes you can sing thru the keys of the board

let’s exploit one another

god damn i just put on the air conditioner

they don’t want me to have cold air during the day

snuffing me out

im going to fold some laundry soon

and fix up myself

and think about how awesome i am

put on my ballet shoes and dance around until my cat trips me up on purpose

maybe i will wash those cups later ok

where do you expect me to put my clothes now that i live in the den

get me blinds or im continuing to walk around with my clothes inside out on the floor with me not in any of them, get ‘er done

hey sidney/shelly from newly-legal sodomoy-town

music is my radar

where it’s at

i have never ever written anything of a ficticious nature, ever. the only thing i change are names of places and persons. everything i say is true. my mum is in denial and says that i make shit up which i dont. i am not controlling or censoring anyone by removing comments just letting them know that there are certain things i will not stand for and dissing my mother is up there along with saying im a cokehead so to avoid banning people individually which is censorship i think i took comments down altogether and people are just going to have to deal with it for a little while. i pre-warned everyone when i re-added comments last time from taking them down for the same fucking reason as this one not to piss me off and it was fine for a few months or so but it happens again and again. i have every right to protect myself from negativity and to control the spreading of rumors. i dont need to read nasty untruths about myself. i dont walk all over anyone else’s blog and start shit with them so what gives people the right to do it to me? i have feelings just like anyone else and im not even being a crybaby about it, i’m exhausted with your come-downs and you dont even want to talk to me or tell me your opinions, you just want everyone else to know them and simply starting your own blogs isnt good enough because no one will go to them if they’re not linked from me, you just miss the personal negative attention you get from saying your piece in my comments and to get what you want you have to insult me which, as pre-mentioned, i. am. sick. of.

im an adult and if i fuck up that’s my choice. if you are looking to blame someone, blame those who abused their privileges. a few bad seeds spoils the pot. and plus my mum can’t even spell.

if i were a magazine or a newspaper things would be different i am a living being who in real life would be like talk to the hand mister and there is no way in hell you would say any of this shit to my face because it would be smashified and you know it, if not by me, by any other person who owns me. this is my blog and i can shit my pants if i want to you fucking cowards. if you have something to say, say it to my face but get your facts straight first. if you want to know the truth about something, ASK ME. i will tell you the truth. i am not ashamed.

i love emails, especially this one:

your page sucks. and queefs ARE your fault. We men know what queefs are, and what they are not – it’s you women that are the UNeducated ones, not us men.

im not doing all the dishes you messed up while i was away

sorry

do them yourself

i’ll do the next round