absinthe truth or dare jenga til wee hours on your worknite is my favorite

i think i crapped out a worm

im not kidding but it wasnt as long as this it was like 1.75 inches and it was wiggling, as in alive. i wanna go to the clinic. can i die from this? and if i crapped it out does that mean it’s gone and there isn’t a brother or sister inside me kuz i still don’t feel quite right and i did eat a lot of eggs in mexico those sonsofbitches holy fuck and it was the same color as the one in the picture

tho it could have been the absinthe making me see things and the crap sleep

erwin on the bus in mexico sang some deutsch rap and everyone groaned but i loved it

i only thought of it because i almost spelt crap sleep like rap sleep

i beat angelo in chess

i got my ass handed to me playing this one italian dude it was stOrming on us but we kept playing even when the lits went out

if i die from some weird bacterial infection idunnowhat i am SUING club bananas well before i die or my mum can

niss made me feel bad for feeding the cats at dinnertime and i was like dude if i had an appetite right now i would be eating this garbage cow shavings myself

i think they gave me fleas anyhow

or maybe that was the blanket

i got period all over the sheets like every second i could

and i played soccer topless, volleyball too and me and angelo ran around tripping each other and throwing and kicking sand and shit like brother and sister but he started it neeahht

now i have lobster tits

im not going to drink for awhile and i mean it this time