go to their shows they are fantizzle. that’s lucasaids my hombre and old roommate. i want that futon back someday.

marquee is the new black.

gsus took this.

i slathered gooey tanner shit all over my nokkid body.

today i am going to sing until the cows make milk and i looked slammin’ in my new skirt thing yesterday and dammit mom you are so totally awesome!

hollywood agent in the comments has a point about many things mainly at the top of his head. i would not bang someone to further my career. unless it is for like a jillion dollars and ya u say u is a ho if you do that well who wouldn’t? oh i wouldn’t compromise my morals like THAT but sheeit you can call me any silly name you want if it means i am living in a golden hot air ballooned mansion in the tropics with diamond tampons and scissors and all i have to do is well whatever.

money can’t buy you happiness. what you have become is the price you paid to get what you use to want. once a douchebag, always a douchebag.

everyone make me the best raymi banner you can. send submissions to raymitheminx@gmail.com – the best banner gets used longest, firstest and person gets linkage and a secret present. other banners will be used if they don’t suck. there will be 2nd place and third too. do it! help make this amazing.

so i just finished hacking the shit out of this jean skirt i had and now it is tiny enough to wear and hot looking kinda but still trashy just the way i like it.

i have an interview thing for an acting agency on june 8th.

i better get famouser.

i tanned and tanned in the backyard and now i am so mexican.

my aunt is coming over soon.

i’m going to start jogging or riding my bicycle.

something that will make my ass disappear quicktime.

i did all these gay sit-up style workout-nothings and they all sucked and totally turned me off sitting-up a hundred times for the day. fuck that noise.

my breath smells like purple onions love them shits so much regular onions are so boring i am like man i am so bored because i am eating this onion and it entertains me not at all.

sorry hamilton.

sorry funky monkey.

sorry action hero bouncers.

sorry free hamburgers and 2.50 domestic.

sorry leaving my purse on the plastic patio chair and fin had to carry it around.

sorry wet vagina.

and fuck man when i was on lithium at those drug and alcohol meetings every week that suuucked. i was the not talker. period. and they brainwashed us clockwork orange styles with shit about ether in alcoholic beverages which basically can kill you and put you in a coma and all the junky shaky hands with coffees are going ahhhhh! i hate writing in those sheets like dude i am a fucknut and i never see anyone or talk to anyone so i am not getting druuugs or booze mmkay? leave me alone.

so they wouldnt let me in this intensive 3 week program on account of me not talking, im fucking serious so i pretended to be all hurt on the fone to the woman but my mum was super pissed off but i kept seeing my psychiatrist every three weeks sitting there saying nothing period and apologizing and tearing up and going um ah sorry there no i have not read any books and no i dont excercise and he asked me what things i enjoyed and made me happy and my only answers were smoking and price is right and sometimes survivor.

serious.

but then all of a sudden i got interesting again and i had things to say.

sorry peppered beef jerky.

sorry fags singing bohemian rhapsody.

sorry hamilton.

allfuckingright we’re taking slides and selling them amazing amazing oh the lense cap was on. itll be the new thing, selling your photo slides. sick. this camera is really cool. it’s a nikon f60 slr. hot. i am so fucking gay today i look like i am wearing leiderhosen. ow i banged my knee just now. tho i am wearing irish tube knee socks i scratched my knee.

do it or i’ll go in there and edit it for you later