ya so they wanted to send me out right away this week but i being an immigrant did not have the registration fee monies so i have to money order that shizazz and when i do i will be in a cocktail dress at the oscars.

and this blog is not my only legacy. people seem to think because this person has a journal that is viewable online that their whole damn life is in it and so they think that is all you are like i’m sorry i leave out the shit about me not being a useless moron you’re obviously smart enough to conclude that on yer lonesome.

today is going to be a fucking good day. i have like 23 dollars for the next twenty days and i am blowing it all today.

zak keeps dissing every song i do.

granted.

im listening to booker t and the mg’s green onion fuckin strut music fuck you no words? i’ll make some.

i have to go shower quicktime.

so i have this interview thing at 1 o’clock and i just finished hanging out with the cat in the backyard smoked a joint and put polysporin on the burn between my tits from a cig last nite. fuck! that fucking show buzz is awesome sucks to you americans that don’t get to see it. darryn and mo .com or some shit. im going to email the webmasterbater again.

i don’t even have a resume for this thing thang today pshhhh. i don’t know what i’m going to say or what i am going to wear

and i need to shower.

i threw a football a lot yesterday and the day before but then i was not allowed to kuz i kicked it way up in the air and it almost bonked into the cars in the driveway and then i threw a tennis ball at kat’s head by mistake. too bad it didn’t hit jay.

and finally hockey is over. like it was getting a bit ridiculous there, come on. at least it’s not baseball.

sorry never-ending innings of lame.

speaking of baseball and lame i saw the asshole the other day in front of that hipster cowgirl so tres modern bullshit of a place on queen and he’s like yerr i KNEW i would bump into you. i thought the same thing.

me and the asshole use to hang out when we were cool but now he works for lions gate films and hangs out with adult people well really i have no fucking clue what he is doing because his blog is the epitome of no new gossip. so whatever fuckwipe, email me already. my fone is shut off.

even tho we hate baseball i wanna go again and fall down all of the stairs after 11 dollar plastic pails of beer.

i’ll start the wave if you finish it.

From: “bunny mcintosh”

To: parkdaleraymi@hotmail.com

Date: Mon, 07 Jun 2004 03:18:59 -0400

Subject: who to me knock her out da wader

and with one friggin’ swoosh of his tail he knocks over all my fucking homies after i spend hours and hours of my precious time arranging them prettily.

asshole the cat dot com. – raymi

that is the best thing anyone has ever written. a because I have homies and b because yo exactly.

stupid bowl broke and now since i suck like a stripper i always get a mouth ful of coal.

which ruined christmas for the last time.

i made john wayne a happy birthday post of me looking like a sassfactori dork with ears on as if I’m This Close to wearing some white gloves and going to church with my mom. now i’m listening to pharoe monch like oh damn.

my boobs are so great on your blog i’ve sent them to everyone. today i found out that all these indie sluts who are neurotic squeamish gossipy virginal hand job factories for guitar players were talking all sorts of most awesome shit about me. these are the same girls that spread a rumor that I’d gotten fucked with a shot gun.

um. it was a .22 fags get it right.

oH Hell ray charles just came onto my computer i’m goin to cry. i would like to put my hands in ray charle’s mouth for some reason cause he’s such a fucking awesome singer

what yes i realize this email is extraodinarily annoying but at least it is as self referencial as it is insipid.

ou ou my back hurts tonight i gave myself a pedicure and ate dinner alone. not for long since i’d bangged the guy who made my hamburger so he came out and kept talking to me and asked to borrow my lip gloss and I was like “sure sure” I probably would have driven across town for him for some reason. and he wasn’t the most fab lay or anything but he was really adorable right then with my order in his hands.

oh COMMOTION IN THE HALL holy shit this can only mean one thing: frat boys walking for me to steal their wallets

THE NIGHTGOWN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE BASEBALL CAP

withlibteryandjusticeforall,

from the dirrty dirty south,

i remain,

with dignity and mutual esteem,

bunny

From : parkdale raymi
Sent : June 7, 2004 12:39:36 PM

To : meltingdolls@hotmail.com

Subject : you fucking whore

hi lesbian

look i will kill those women for you if need be

or i will at least make everyone think bad things about them

dude shotgun sex = they wish they got it

how did u lay the .22 – did u polish the pearl

ya john is old as fluff now

im pretty fucking nigger looking with my tan

i am kind of getting abs

angelo was like sorry abs!

im like no those are my ribs but then i flexed and was like MAN abdominal muscles.

never before i have had them

well maybe when i was 11 and a crazy swimmer

serious enough fuck up those indies

im fucking hungry

wolfed down puree lentil soup at 5am that was the constistancy of powder sloop

5am is a pretty sketchy time

the birds are so selfish then

beat the out of me

raymi

fucking wonderland man, great movie but can you say sketchy? yeh. you don’t know who to fucking believe.

happy birthday John Wayne!

i won’t say it again. but i promise nothing.

a guy jumped in front of the train today at the station and im like well if i was gonna do that i would want the train to be lightning speed and just hit me right not have it slowly eeking into the station and crumple me into the tracks i mean like explode me and smash me and have everything everywhere. ya.

i want light to streak everywhere and then i am in the matrix.