so we went to the mall early and played the who-would-you-rather-sleep-with
-that-fat-ugly-guy-with-the-pubestache
-or-that-beastly-monster-of-a-man-with-cowboy-boots-and-jeans-wedged-in-his-ass game and jesusface with his big mouth exclaimed that new york fries sucks and their new oil is shit and then this dude walks up to us all eerily chill and hands us these free fries vouchers and apologizes for being shitty. and ps just because they are free doesn’t mean they’re no longer crap.

i wish that every person i knew who has ever been an asstard to me in any kind of way would approach me and gimme something awesome and then apologize for being a big gay. but then again i would never ever do that myself. well maybe but i guarantee nothing.

i am chewing liquid centred watermelon gum right now but it is not as good as the hubba bubba kind. you know the one with the fluorescent green package, the one you bought when you started smoking cigarettes behind your neighbour’s backyard and had to hide it from your parents all hush hush but then sarah and andrea rat on you and their mum calls you and brooke and rena’s mum and you sort of get in shit but not really except for brooke ‘kuz her mum was a nazi. pfft.

so i got sort of a lobster tan today. awwrite. and got these lil green shorty shorts and i am obsessed with keeping an eye out for any potential camel toe-age.