just in le door from mtl. man, ontarians are stupid drivers, so damn cautious, so ugly, so everywhere. ok so here’s the weekend. telling off ugly men in eurotrash club, telling off the wrong man calling him a loser, get out of here, and he’s the owner’s son. whatever, don’t grab my vagina next time and other guy don’t eat my hair. i walked backwards into these huge red novelty glasses and busted them, spilled beer over the left shoulder of dude’s and all down his back. i have a good idea, how about we stay here longer. unwanted bootycaller dot com. drinking games all over the place. golden soccerball kickball on the sidewalk. campy protest of arabs on saint catharines. ehm ehhm. prostitute walked into a bicycle and the pole it was chained to. late-nite disgusto falafelathon. invention of penis queefs. loser wendy’s employees and mum bums. i’m going on a diet.
