april whatever the fuckim leaving on a fucking jet plane to go to the effin� never eat shredded wheat coast. And I love all the assholes , everyone I forced myself to be friends with for my own basic need and desire or whatever the fuck I chose to help people and they chose to fuck with me, my life, my love, in every sense of the fucking word. This. This is the beginning of my fucking piece of a shit book, life, whatever
fuck you all literally in every sense of the word.But, goddammit.
I love you in the end.
Anyhow I have not had time to fucking tell you all goodbyes or hellos how are yous and this is sort of a sarry letter. Fuck sars. I have all photos and evidence of all everything and everyone who tried to stop me but didn�t. and im coming back anyway. And ill tell comeback home dates to all who I want to be there to do the helloes and goodbyes.
Im going to meet tony pierce
And all the other l-ame-oes
L AYMES
Whatever.
People who live in la are L-ayme
Im L-ayme.
When this plane lands for crying out loud we are going straight to that beach.
That�s the birthday present I shoulds got to myself
It would have
Prevented all this mess
But I am doing it right this time.
If I smell a fuckins snake a mile away
I am not going to mentally cockblock
That shit
Oh no
Way
I swearThis is the fuck you goodbye hello I forgive you
No guilt open letter that I am writing from flight 1553
To LAX
With
Anti
Beside
MeAnty
Whatever
Fuck the gay faglove homo shit
Heereh
This is going to be hoo ha ha
In the end.
Love you too laura petrie.
Anyway
Debbies here giving me my fucking alcoholic bev�s
Finally
That girl is more than a flight attendent.
Props Debbie it is 7 43 canada time,
What time is it where you are?
I want to know if you can remember.
Oh it�s 444 in lax?
Perfect.
Oh yes alicjia is giving us some rold golds now
Niiiice
We want 4 buds
But mebbe we wont be able to drink em all /Im not going to lie to you guys anymore
Well I never really did
Ever
And u knew thatAll those crazy assumptions
Mebbe 24 percent of them
Are true.
I knew anti before all of you
He snuck in threw the bathroom window
No one expected this
Even raymi
The minx
Looks like itll be two Heinekens in the keg format
And some free pretzels.Niice.
Ahh I just heard her crack ythe shit over my left shoulder
Around the corner from seats 20d and 20 e and I guess seat # 20f
Im gonna write about the super duper mega awesome biatch in seat 20 f
Anne-juh-luhh
As my homie from whos the fucking boss would say.
Anti already got her effin pic
Nice anti
Antiwins that one
I already got my bitch debbie�s winly permission to get that antismoking decal
Off the door
In the cameraless bathroom
HahahahhahahahahaAnyhow
No time to laugh
I have winamp and this word doc to fly like no tomorrow til the battery dies.I should save now.!~
Doje
Nr
DonmeDone
I like making mistakes
Mistakes are funnyYah
So I love you all
Lets look on my laptop for fun nowOr ill edit some already unseen fotos
After im done listing to snakpimps avec radiohead
I heard those guys might be a little good at their jams
So good they don�t gotta effin market it
Or advert
Good
For
FuckingthemEverything you read in here
Is
True
All of it
Save for whatever
U knoiw
Anti is force feeding pretze;lsFag
That�s my victory
And his
Whatever
We all winEvil never does
And I got 20 years of proof
Bet meAssholes
Now
Iuts time for fucking gerri halliwell
Love her for leaving those spice bitchesThey couldn�t be happy for their own bitch\\
Ive been one dollar dissing everyone
Not anymore
I gotthe money
Some of it
To pass aroundI don�t even have time for evil
Aka tell offsNot til a week
I only havetime for lovey I love you emails
Or whatever
Don�t call me unless u have nice news
Or tell me shit about your shitThree sistser since literally the beginning of time
Have been raped
One barely 12
She was held down
By three �boys�And her councellor
Said
It
Was
Her
FaultThat councellor bitch
Im getting all the proboner legal advice
For free
Don�t worryHere�s is a lesson
Take on bets when u know u will winThere u go
Don�t worry oh slumlord
Contract can be null and void
Even verbal onesRight blond anna? Miss I know famous people.
That�s youre own problem
You should be famous
U signed the I don�t and cat be famous or say im secretly sexing a famous
PERSON contract.Not me.
You are insecure and who�s fault was that
U forced me to say mean things
And then there is the blond girl
The first hot insecure one
Who I threw the fuck out for trying to bone
My 4 year manGo back to scarbourough
Scarberia.
But whatever
Scarboro-ho.
Anti made that one up
Oh u kissed him first?
Yah in secret at yer job
For months
WhateverNothing is ever your fault?
Lonely?
I don�t care. I don�t have time to even call u fromthis plane
Or anyoneEmails go both ways
And fones too.Bye for now. Xoxoox
Love you too jg
Family
And business
For
Life
Promises
Will
Not
Be
Broken
Unless
There
Is a
Reason.Oh hi dugan
Im listin to pete yornGentlemen, meet Lauren white.
Ahem.
Bye.
For real this time? Noi. No. im minimizing for adobe.No im closing for adobe and this flight
And ill write more later and anti too.
Who wins?
8 0 2 pm beer and food and me time now.
Fuck u unanig is ungagi in sf or fucking b winning at listenb something hfsd;l hfdnet yetsz;flkjdsf�ds ?
There is no connection to the main brain of dumthnglkdfg; d