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hey fffags. i need help doing stuff. like, real assistants. freelance ones first, whatevs. pretend maybe you’ll get paid and then after i help get you laid from like sending me photos of funny shit i ask you to do [ like public displays of grandeur, uhhh, drunken slurring, karaoke … anything i might do. try and do it before me]

did you like that frad fitt/ edward norton fight club movie?

me too.

but it was too too douglas coupland a la ikea etc etc [ i mean it was great kuz of this, the narration was brilliant. it’s great that people like movies that i would have dug when i was at least in grade ten i think. i was always skipping highskool grades and being drunk etc tsdf dfkulc].

i haven’t even been to ikea all that much. prolly under 6 times. you might assume i live there? or pier one now adverted by uhhh, kirsty ally? imports all these places i know them from media. too much of it. fffucking eh. gucking hell. i cant write properly kuz i hate doing my own editting while im trying to tell you one thought/opinion at a time.

anyway, just one by one ask questions, email write, i don’t care. just dont treat me like a celebrity kuz i hate that but i like it when i get shit on by my own people because they’re bored of gays and mods and punk and everything and now i know why i love university kids and shit. i like professors better and crazzy doctors because they let me stand there and just fucking tell them why im so damn cool and bipolar and opposite and stuff. shout outs get to me first. then one of various email accounts might not overpopulate my inbox. i was always a junky for emails and voicemails but emails first. etc etc etc

this blog i never lied. i was just vague. there are few lies. everything was pretty much almost true.

i hate blogs because i wanted my book to be published first

outcast society then it was the last minx but raymi was the name for lauren white and she was in a ward of some sort in toronto. i didnt know any real names. i was 14 then i saw that “girl interrupted” with winona and angelina jolie and that fat for the moment brittany murphy girl were in the mvoie i was writing for myself, a book. i hated it. i did, it sucked. and then i started getting into real trouble etc etc etc and then i realised this raymi the minx shit, wow, cool. but it’s a lot harder on the east coast when you’re like miserable and you dont have a loser boyfriend, just fuck buds of eyr choice and a few random chicks who want you to molest them and yer all liek fuck man, i just wanna sit around and get trashed and try and hop fences and then girls are all like lauren, ble he ble bhe lbelv this guy i want him so bad etc etc and yeh no i dont wanna make out [ then lauren falls asleep] and then the beast is all hours later, ……L….blsef jsdhfi;vgk;f lets like sd,bl kf;gh and lauren is all fine you slut [ to herself] and then yah, thats the part i cringe at why? i dont fucking wait to be a sloppy 3rd.

i asked her and she was all busy talking abouty some loser kid from highschool, and then tried to fuck about 2-3 of my dude friends andtheyre all like, whats up with your female? and im all like yeh, shes older than me but i dont like try and fall all over myself anymore because im skinnier and waspy and shes fucking a hot spic crazy wantsto fuck now or never doesnt matter the gender type girl.

anyway, i like novels. novellas. im making a ton of books. all independent press. all me all eventually. im opening my own store. im doing the art show and a re raymi’s 19th nervous breakdwon post pre bday party

i never went

thats why i fucking hate birthdays

they always suck but at least 2 days later – ten years we all look back are all all…”bluuuughh….that was so funny.”

tho inside you’re all i hate everyone theyre mean to me im going to fucking sue them i swear to god or blackmail or get arrested twice in LA and get sent to the fucking winona ryder movie psyche ward and then realiswe that im so damn cool over here and they think im crazy.

hmm

mixed responses of emotions from that. thats liek when im typing on msn im all like

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{blep. bleep. bleeeeeeeep… bill gates./coupland/microserfs/when is that movie going to be made? i want to – narrate/act/anything/film/be the napkin folder or the loser fuckhead}

i just want internet oen a at a time bnuddies back. no sex. pretend im castrated and im all way too chill to drink that koolaid in jamestown massacre or something. i hatethe world i hate area codes and i love oprah and doctor phil can always go and doctor phuck hisself

kuz he screams therapy and fear and insecurities of being old and bitter and whatves into helping others. he is meant to heal the wounds of fat retarded americans, anyway because it’s not my problem. my shows/movies/tv everything media all of it is mine so if you wanna steal it first, fine go ahead.

be prepared for a lot of fucking pro boner lawsuits/ legal shite etc etc etc

im a free agent only once, free advice and being nice, once and one time only. i have at least 2500 emails to sort n all frum diff accounts. lemme edit my own shite or you can just shit around and wait for me to do that.

im my own clique of bloogs. ive had mine since 1999 and thats kuz of jacob smid in toronto of emergeworld.com now defunct and then vice boards the original hate/lovers said to me yah fuck off raymi, and that i did……..

i like em. there is no hate. just a im doing my own shite it;s a coincidence that yer in uk now kuz like i have to be there in august for a wedding, family type shite. im looking into my own world real estate. i know how do things cheapest. family – friends – then do it yerself.

forcedindependence.com ? why dont you tryand steal ideas. memes, common consciousness, stream type shit. like when we all slam the shit outta elevator buttons, why do we all do that when we know it’s been pressed already by some fat guy? ebcause it’s a meme.

meaning: ?

im not white trash. im not a pill head. i never did heroin. i was a valedictorian and all that gay shit and i actaully am related to that fag kerouac guy however , my dad’s side was total wasp and clashed but yeh, thats my own family shit and i was neevr beat up or abused or raped. i was spoiled by white collar boredom.

lauren white sucks.

hhhhahahahhahaha

ill be back east by tues………….monday….?

no one ever told me i was hot.

enough.

i understand only when they are nervous and then i get crazy and neurotic and goofy because then like that mtv jenna chick, shes goofy [ which over ehre u call it peckerwood, on the east coast in jail it’s not goofy like in disney moovies. etc etc etc ]

and only then i realise that theyre nervous or want to have sex with me and i remember i am just a lonely neurotic piece of shit who isnt lonely anymore and likes to scream at B aLoney pierce’s television unit and talk to the scientologists cross the street and hear him talk about fouling up sluts. ahhahahahha/ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. thanks tony. whens my that potato chip and onion dip and one beer and glass of water party?????????/

insert emoticon at yer pleasure… [leisure] lehhh- zuuuuuuuuuur, like the brit/french/italian/porchugeuse……. way]

I LOVE NIGERIA!

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