so i’m at my new pad and i’m unpacking all my stuff and i have the window open cuz it’s hot and then my roomate’s cat decided to jump out the window and hang out in the front yard. this is an indoor cat so the possibility of it getting freaked-out and darting the fuck away is pretty high so i try luring it back into the apartment for a good 45 minutes until f i n a l l y it prances up the stairs and in the front door. i locked little fuckface in the basement for a good hour after that.
